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Daily Archives: January 15, 2010
British people continue seeing members of Oasis practically everywhere
Courtesy of Emma Span, via Twitter, I found this tremendous bit of absurdity. Apparently some British guy believes he has captured an image of Liam Gallagher from Oasis in a fireball. Check it out:

What’s most hilarious about this, obviously, is that normally when people see something that looks vaguely like the image of a man someplace where it’s obviously not supposed to be, they assume it’s Jesus.
Unless, of course, they happen to be lorry drivers from Alcester, Warwickshire. Those people know it’s Liam Gallagher.
I actually think it looks a little like Dave Grohl, but I guess it’s all about perception.
Old man Hairston’s kid
According to Ken Rosenthal, the Mets have contacted Jerry Hairston (Jr., I hope), the only free agent who plays both center field and shortstop.
This is an excellent point.
Old man Hairston’s kid has capably fielded both positions in his career, according to both UZR and plus/minus. Those are both in pretty small samples, mind you, but given the fact that he’s also been a decent defensive second baseman, it’s safe to say he’d be a nice addition to the roster as a utility man to a team with defensive question marks in the middle infield and general lack of range in the outfield, Angel Pagan notably excepted.
Hairston made $2 million last year with the Reds and Yankees, a figure he more than earned with his defensive flexibility. I can’t imagine he’ll require much more this year, though I have no inside information.
The problem? Hairston can’t really hit. He has had random spurts of success in short bursts — most notably when he posted an .871 in 261 at-bats for the Reds in 2008. But other than that, he’s hit like the utility infielder that he is. He has a .701 OPS for his career.
And the Mets already have a 34-year-old, weak-hitting utility infielder under contract for $2 million. His name is Alex Cora, and though he can’t really hit or field as well as Hairston, nor play as many positions, he’s loaded up on intangibles.
So there’s that.
The Mets’ best route to recouping some of Beltran’s offensive production is by adding platoon bats to pair with Daniel Murphy and Jeff Francoeur. That likely won’t cost them money, but it will cost them roster spots and so they probably won’t be able to afford to carry multiple replacement infielders, even if one can handle the outfield.
Assuming 12 pitchers and two catchers, plus Murphy, Luis Castillo, Jose Reyes, David Wright, Cora, Jason Bay, Angel Pagan and Francoeur, the Mets have three roster spots to work with.
Hmm… I started this one way and now I’m changing my mind a little. Maybe, maybe, if the Mets could find a right-handed bat and a left-handed bat (Nick Evans and Chris Carter, perhaps? Ryan Garko?), Hairson could slot in as the 25th man and super sub. He’d sort of render Cora redundant, of course, but Alex Cora transcends redundancy, or something.
Twitter’s telling me I’m wrong though, so I’m open to changing my mind. Feel free to explain what I’m missing.
And that’s all fun and games anyway, since I’m sure there’ll be a handful more changes before the Mets even get to Spring Training.
Items of note
The Carlos Beltran situation has become a whatthef@#$athon as perplexing as Lost, only featuring fewer hot people on the beach and somehow prompting more existential questions. I reserve the right to come back to it in some larger context at some point in the future, but I’m done for now, I think. The Jets are in the playoffs.
Speaking of: Mike Salfino points out an interesting tidbit. Many have suggested the Chargers will use motion to beat Darrelle Revis, but the Chargers have only used motion on pass plays five times all season.
James Kannengieser calls for an end to the constant bluster about Angel Pagan’s baseball IQ. I agree wholeheartedly, but I think it’s a losing battle until Pagan gets more playing time.
No. 11 Georgetown beat Seton Hall last night, avoiding a potential trap-door loss before an eight-day stretch in which they will face the nation’s No. 4, No. 5, and No. 15 teams on the road. The Big East is nuts.