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I look great in velvet? 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NOW? Oh I couldn't.... really, I couldn't. Oh OK, one song. 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</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-27T17:18:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/27/everybody-freak-out-mets-unveil-new-batting-practice-hat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/wrighthat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wrighthat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-27T15:49:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/27/chuck-d-is-a-mets-fan/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-27T15:11:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/21/happy-holidays-from-tedquarters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hamels.png</image:loc><image:title>hamels</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-21T20:57:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/21/friday-qa-pt-2-food-stuff-and-randos-5/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-21T19:29:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/21/friday-qa-pt-1-baseball-stuff-5/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-21T17:31:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/20/arian-foster-is-magnanimous-and-thoughtful/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-20T20:34:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/20/is-it-time-to-bro-it-down-with-nick-swisher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nick_swisherbrodown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Nick Swisher looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-20T19:20:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/20/netflix-instant-adds-fake-arrested-development-shows-and-movies/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-20T16:58:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/20/david-wright-at-30/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ap120425057045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what David Wright looks like. 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what David Wright looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-18T16:37:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/18/oof-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ap831144361175.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Sanchez, Derrick Morgan, Will 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what the Sushi Sandwich looked like. 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what Zack Greinke looks like. 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what Andrew Brown looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T20:23:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/04/taco-bell-tuesday-20/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/chocotaco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chocotaco</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T18:46:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/04/today-in-things-i-want-that-my-wife-probably-would-not-abide-in-our-living-room-harold-baines-totem-pole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/haroldbaines.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haroldbaines</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T17:48:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/04/other-winter-meetings-stuff-pertaining-to-the-mets/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-04T16:57:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/04/the-case-for-bobby-wilson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bobbywilsonlosangelesangelsanaheimvigu0ak5fnkzl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Bobby Wilson looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T15:15:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/03/what-is-r-a-dickeys-trade-value/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-03T21:23:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/03/prospect-trade-freakout/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-03T20:14:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/03/take-warning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/josh-thole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>josh-thole</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-03T19:16:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/03/up-came-mcelroy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/jetsweb3s-3-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Greg McElroy looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-03T19:14:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/03/hall-of-fame-gains-an-amazing-mustache/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/deaconwhite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deaconwhite</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-03T19:14:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/12/03/tips-to-avoid-winter-meetings-fatigue/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-03T19:03:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/30/21240/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-30T21:31:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/30/friday-qa-pt-3-food-stuff-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-30T20:17:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/30/friday-qa-pt-2-general-baseball/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-30T17:04:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/30/friday-qa-pt-1-mets-stuff-10/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-30T16:08:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/30/the-post-rules/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nypost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nypost</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-30T15:00:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/30/classless-mets-sign-best-position-player-in-team-history-to-lucrative-eight-year-extension-while-were-all-sleeping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap247621966603.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what David Wright looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T21:08:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/29/so-its-settled-then/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-29T21:00:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/29/more-polling-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-29T17:18:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/29/reports-of-bigfoots-existence-exaggerated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jackblacksasquatch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Jack Black and Sasquatch look like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-29T17:06:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/29/more-wright-stuff-happening/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-29T15:55:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/28/how-arnold-palmer-invented-the-arnold-palmer/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-28T22:27:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/28/ty-cobbs-wikipedia-page-is-the-most-fascinating-thing-youll-read-today/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-28T21:34:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/28/moment-of-truth-approaching/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-28T17:44:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/28/and-heres-the-best-ad-campaign-ever/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-28T17:10:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/28/now-is-it-time-to-panic-about-sports/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-28T15:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/28/public-service-announcement/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-28T14:19:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/27/r-a-dickey-on-disneys-purchase-of-the-star-wars-franchise/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-27T21:33:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/27/important-nba-research/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-27T21:31:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/27/whoa-13/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-27T20:37:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/27/coyotes-move-on-wrigley-field/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-27T18:42:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/27/taco-bell-tuesday-19/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/crunchyredstrips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The discontinued Big Taste Taco, featuring crunchy red strips. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-27T18:11:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/27/martellus-bennett-requests-sandwich-in-return-for-heroism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap252187565602.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Martellus Bennett looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-27T16:20:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/27/everybody-freak-out-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-27T15:29:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/26/cliff-floyd-awesome-available/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-26T22:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/26/doing-right-by-the-people-of-las-vegas/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-26T22:19:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/26/nolan-ryan-is-writing-a-cookbook/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-26T20:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/26/every-mustache-in-blue-jays-history/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-26T19:23:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/26/sandwiches-of-the-week-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/turduckensandwich4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thanksgiving wrap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/turduckensandwich3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turducken sandwich with cheese.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/turduckensandwich2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turducken, egg and cheese.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/turduckensandwich1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First turducken sandwich. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what the inside of a turducken looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T18:37:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/26/poll-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-26T17:37:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/26/andrew-w-k-forging-party-diplomacy-path-for-wyld-stallyns/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-26T15:55:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/26/fireman-ed-quits-blames-society-in-general/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-26T14:55:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/26/space-burrito/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-26T14:37:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/21/friday-qa-wednesday-edition-pt-2-food-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-21T19:41:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/21/friday-qa-wednesday-edition-pt-1-baseball-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-21T18:44:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/21/sea-tornado-sea-tornado/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-21T16:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/20/select-photos-of-rickey-henderson-doing-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap01100404367.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ap01100404367</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap00100401806.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ap00100401806</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap090417040475.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ap090417040475</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap03072003655.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ap03072003655</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap02071805042.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ap02071805042</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap00080102544.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ap00080102544</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap99082802439.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It wasn't all poker games with Bonilla, you know. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap090112022588.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"But today I am the greatest"</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap8605220238.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fact: Rickey Henderson is the best. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap090726016786.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Note that Rickey Henderson does not fear Jim Rice. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-20T21:26:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/20/today-in-dumpster-diving/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-20T18:49:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/20/r-kelly-promises-85-new-chapters-of-trapped-in-the-closet/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-20T16:59:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/20/taco-bell-tuesday-18/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/churro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what a Taco Bell churro looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-20T16:25:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/19/your-chance-to-smell-like-mariano-rivera/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-19T20:59:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/19/thank-you-for-reading-tedquarters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hamelschampagne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hooray!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T19:53:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/19/sandwich-of-the-week-63/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/italianhero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Milano Special from Milano Market, Manhattan. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-04T23:38:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/19/jets-march-to-8-8-continues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap227108123436.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Rex Ryan and Mark Sanchez look like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T16:36:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/19/mets-want-a-monster-package-for-dickey/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-19T14:43:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/16/friday-qa-pt-3-the-randos-3/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-17T04:43:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/16/today-in-articles-clearly-tailored-toward-getting-me-to-read-them/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-16T21:00:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/16/friday-qa-pt-2-food-stuff-3/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-16T20:06:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/16/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-26/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-16T19:13:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/16/the-red-sox-efforts-to-defeat-the-empire-with-fried-chicken-were-far-less-successful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yesyesyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yes. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-16T17:32:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/16/friday-qa-pt-1-baseball-stuff-3/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-16T16:51:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/15/what-what/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-15T20:05:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/15/dad-boner-responds-to-ny-times-review-of-guy-fieris-restaurant/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-15T19:22:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/15/baltimore-sun-interview-with-gus-triandos-neglects-to-mention-the-reason-ive-heard-of-gus-triandos/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-15T16:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/15/three-thousand-cheers-for-r-a-dickey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap733242814759.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what R.A. Dickey looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T14:59:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/14/bold-flavors-snack-of-the-week-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/srirachasoygarlic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sriracha Soy Garlic Wings, at the analog TedQuarters. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-14T20:49:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/14/the-gif-that-keeps-on-giving/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-06T05:03:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/14/art-heist/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-14T16:55:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/14/the-jets-are-a-clown-show/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-14T15:26:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/13/blue-jays-get-the-marlins/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T23:57:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/13/paganning-a-thing/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T22:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/13/maybe-the-jets-should-start-tim-tebow-to-shut-everyone-up/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T20:29:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/13/top-50-mets-of-all-time-40-jesse-orosco/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T18:34:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/13/taco-bell-tuesday-17/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T18:12:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/13/today-in-unanswerable-questions/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T16:23:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/13/otto-porter-interview/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T15:49:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/12/johnny-damon-to-play-for-thailand-in-wbc-qualifiers/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-12T22:18:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/12/sandwich-of-the-week-61/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/godfatherpart2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Godfather Part II from No. 7 Sub shop. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T20:48:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/12/mustache-hat-now-a-thing/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-12T17:24:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/12/the-jets-offense-is-an-abomination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sanchezoof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Mark Sanchez looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T16:16:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/12/who-needs-dickey/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-12T15:30:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/12/the-drunkards-gm-meetings/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-12T14:40:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/09/twitter-qa-pt-3-food-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-09T22:27:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/09/twitter-qa-pt-2-the-randos-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-09T19:42:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/09/friday-qa-pt-1-mets-stuff-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mattkaufman87.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mattkaufman87</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-09T17:18:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/08/duke-university-following-my-lead/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-08T21:45:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/08/tim-tebows-gmail-hacked/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-08T18:19:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/08/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-25/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-08T17:18:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/08/mets-set-bay-adrift/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bayadrift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what the Mets' release of Jason Bay looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T17:07:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/08/in-which-we-are-forced-to-admit-that-bryce-harper-is-pretty-much-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/6a00d8341c562353ef017d3c954af8970c-500wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In which we are forced to admit that Bryce Harper is pretty much awesome</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T16:36:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/08/at-bay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jason-bay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Jason Bay looks like, via Patrick Flood. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T16:03:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/07/marathon-madness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap496365660958.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what a banner for the NYC Marathon looks like. 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men are responsible for so many of the worst things. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-06T18:22:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/06/taco-bell-tuesday-16/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/taco-bell-lounge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what the Taco Bell sign in Eugene, Ore. looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-06T15:29:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/05/historys-most-compelling-ebay-auctions-steve-somers-high-school-yearbook/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-05T21:17:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/11/05/manny-ramirez-on-the-comeback-trail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ap120305031953.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Manny Ramirez looks like. 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Connolly, left, embraces his wife Laura as they survey the remains of the home owned by her parents that burned to the ground in the Breezy Point section of New York. 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</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-22T17:59:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/22/are-we-all-suddenly-too-good-for-gala-apples/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-22T16:47:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/22/nfl-films-covering-tecmo-bowl/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-22T15:56:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/22/the-gangnam-style-video-to-end-them-all/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-22T15:08:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/22/do-long-at-bats-benefit-hitters/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-22T14:22:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/18/programming-note-4/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-18T14:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/17/mets-fan-who-is-not-me-gets-to-visit-taco-bell-test-kitchen-and-mess-around-with-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-17T20:39:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/17/wait-what-3/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-17T19:45:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/17/playing-the-international-market/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-17T18:21:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/17/who-is-major-league-baseballs-most-likely-ocelot-defender/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/salvador_dali_nywts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Salvador_Dali_NYWTS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-17T17:41:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/17/20433/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-17T17:01:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/17/holdzing-pattern/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-17T16:25:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/17/drop-everything/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-17T15:07:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/17/things-to-know-about-max-scherzer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ap120418117871.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Max Scherzer looks like. 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Beltran eats baseballs. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-16T15:54:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/16/yankees-on-fire-and-not-in-the-good-way/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-16T15:34:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/15/si-com/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-15T21:16:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/15/kate-upton-likes-guys-who-enjoy-taco-bell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/verlanderupton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>She also likes fake mustaches. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-15T20:33:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/15/david-roth/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-15T19:41:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/15/sandwiches-of-the-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bratburgers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheddar Brat Burger from Shake Shack, many locations. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pumpernickel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pimento cheeseburger from Untitled, Whitney Museum, Manhattan. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-15T18:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/15/hear-me-say-stuff-22/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-15T15:57:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/15/nobody-wants-to-bro-it-down-with-nick-swisher/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-15T15:05:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/15/jets-seek-maximum-heartbreak-reel-us-back-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ap291996116774.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what the Jets looked like yesterday. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-15T14:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/15/travis-snider-live-tweets-a-sandwich-adventure/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-15T13:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/12/friday-qa-pt-1-baseball-stuff-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-13T20:28:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/12/friday-qa-pt-2-the-randos-3/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-12T19:07:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/12/a-couple-more/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mclouthwings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mclouthwings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/caponerussellmartin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caponerussellmartin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-12T14:07:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/12/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-23/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-12T13:38:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/11/the-longer-the-nhl-lockout-lasts-the-more-beautiful-unidentifiable-animals-die-by-crossbow/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-11T21:03:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/11/brian-wilsons-beard-now-too-large-to-be-captured-in-still-photographs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ap1079224715701.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Brian Wilson looks like. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ap107922471570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Brian Wilson looks like. 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(left)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/badgermattcain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Badger (left).</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-09T09:23:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/11/hardball-talk-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-11T16:42:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/11/curious/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-11T16:08:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/11/raul-ibanez-adds-true-yankee-plaque-to-mantle-full-of-tom-morello-lookalike-contest-trophies/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-11T15:12:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/10/the-greatest-trick-mark-sanchez-ever-pulled-was-convincing-the-world-he-cant-complete-a-20-yard-out/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-10T19:48:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/10/bryce-harpers-red-contacts/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-10T18:19:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/09/subway-prank-signs/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-10T16:54:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/10/christopher-walken-performs-here-comes-honey-boo-boo/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-10T16:52:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/10/how-much-will-wright-get/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-10T15:07:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/10/sam-page/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-10T14:34:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/09/egads/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-09T18:39:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/09/mlb-com/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-09T16:28:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/09/taco-bell-tuesday-14/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-09T15:17:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/09/carlos-beltran-being-carlos-beltran/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-09T14:17:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/09/the-jets-will-finish-8-8-this-year-because-they-are-the-jets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ap32643569905.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Mark Sanchez looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-09T13:44:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/08/this-exists-6/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-08T20:15:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/08/mark-grace-was-almost-certainly-in-the-1995-john-carpenter-remake-of-village-of-the-damned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/gracie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Grace (fourth from left) and his childhood friends. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/grace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Mark Grace looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-08T19:59:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/08/popsci-com/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-07T22:36:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/08/bold-flavors-snack-of-the-week-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sandwich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what this sandwich looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-08T17:28:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/08/what-met-has-the-brightest-future/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/youngmets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what several young and youngish Mets look like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-08T15:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/06/in-defense-of-last-nights-umpiring/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-06T12:36:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/05/friday-qa-pt-2-food-stuff-and-randos-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-05T16:46:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/05/friday-qa-pt-1-baseball-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-05T16:09:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/05/requiem-for-a-mustache-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-05T14:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/05/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-22/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-05T13:22:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/04/time-is-a-mets-fan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ap1206010446191.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Great day, or the greatest day?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-05T13:20:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/04/weve-just-witnessed-25-percent-of-historys-worst-40-home-run-seasons/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-04T21:11:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/04/who-ya-got-3/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-04T20:21:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/04/joba-chamberlain-is-far-better-prepared-for-this-champagne-celebration-than-ichiro-is/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-04T17:17:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/04/thats-all-folks/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-04T13:48:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/03/25-foods-youll-never-eat-again/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-04T01:20:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/03/the-classical-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-03T19:00:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/03/your-thoughts/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-03T17:40:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/03/the-prophecy-fulfilled/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-03T17:38:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/03/hiroki-kuroda-is-not-having-fun/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-03T16:52:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/03/mostly-mets-podcast-gets-kafkaesque/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/kafkacast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what the Mostly Mets Podcast looks like outside Kafka's house. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-03T16:25:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/03/this-weeks-sports-illustrated-cover-is-pretty-sweet/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-03T15:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/03/bobby-valentine-crashes/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-03T13:52:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/03/r-a-dickey-has-apparently-been-pitching-with-a-torn-ab-muscle-since-april/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-03T10:43:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/02/baseball-prospectus-3/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-02T21:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/02/your-chance-to-electrocute-david-blaine/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-02T19:14:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/02/tim-tebow-captured-biting-the-hand-that-feeds-him-tons-and-tons-of-attention/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tebow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tim Tebow (left). </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-02T19:02:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/02/taco-bell-tuesday-13/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/einhorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what David Einhorn looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-02T18:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/02/speaking-of-edgardo-alfonzo/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-02T16:31:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/02/foo-fighters-guitar-guy-pat-smear-looks-a-little-like-edgardo-alfonzo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/smearalfonzo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pat Smear (left) and Edgardo Alfonzo (right)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-02T15:32:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/02/on-trout-vs-cabrera-briefly/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-02T15:03:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/01/keith-hernandezs-mustache-has-its-own-baseball-reference-page/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-01T21:09:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/01/depends-on-the-deal/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-01T21:00:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/01/count-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hamlols.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I think in the distance I hear James Blunt.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T19:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/01/baseball-prospectus-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-01T18:39:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/01/im-sorry-are-you-saying-meow/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-01T16:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/01/sandwich-of-the-week-59/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-11T08:03:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/10/01/the-jets-offense-oof/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ap7945875499791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Mark Sanchez looks like. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ap794587549979.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Sanchez</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T13:31:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/28/friday-qa-pt-3-food-stuff-and-randos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/blackholesun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what this guy looked like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-28T18:42:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/28/the-classical/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-28T17:38:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/28/friday-qa-pt-2-mets-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-28T16:59:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/28/friday-qa-pt-1-general-baseball/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-28T16:20:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/28/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-ac-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-28T11:45:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/27/r-a-dickey-rules/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ap133910319504-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hooray for R.A. Dickey. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T19:57:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/27/keith-shaving-montage-and-interview/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-27T18:14:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/27/and-you-may-ask-yourself-well-how-did-i-get-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/meandmustachekeith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meandmustachekeith</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T16:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/27/one-more-time-in-loving-tribute/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-27T14:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/27/weird-times-upon-us/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-27T13:04:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/27/alert-jenrry-mejia-and-dinosaur/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-27T12:00:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/26/and-then-theres-this-guy/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-26T19:58:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/26/tyson-chandlers-photography-available/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-26T18:49:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/26/19907/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-26T18:36:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/26/awesome-soccer-thing-exists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ap183867481366.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what this sculpture of Zinedine Zidane looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-26T17:47:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/26/sandy-aldersons-in-game-interviews-are-a-prism-through-which-we-see-glory-and-doom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sandybooth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Sandy Alderson looks like. 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torta from Mexico Blvd. 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N.C.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T12:34:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/14/tedquarters-singularity-nearing/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T19:50:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/14/friday-qa-pt-3-the-randos-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T19:38:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/14/friday-qa-pt-2-food-stuff-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T18:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/14/friday-qa-pt-1-mets-stuff-5/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T16:49:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/14/requiem-for-a-mustache/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T14:11:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/14/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-20/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T13:57:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/13/manny-machado-is-sweet-click-through-to-play/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-13T21:00:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/13/who-are-the-good-guys/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-13T18:47:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/13/mets-fan-experience-in-atlantic-city-after-game-on-sept-23/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-13T17:25:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/13/the-trouble-with-the-curve/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/harvery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Matt Harvey looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-13T15:59:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/13/mets-minor-league-report-juan-lagares/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-13T13:31:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/12/in-case-you-havent-concluded-yet-that-the-strasburg-thing-is-dumb/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-12T20:44:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/12/so-heres-something/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lefties.png</image:loc><image:title>The Mets faced a lot of lefties. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vslefties.png</image:loc><image:title>The Mets never face righties anymore. 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Sanchez is No. 6 but really No. 1. 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Hernandez looks like in a leather blazer. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-11T13:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/10/no-more-secrets/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-10T18:29:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/10/mike-trout-is-so-awesome/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-10T15:41:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/10/football-players-crazy/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-10T15:19:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/10/the-truth-is-sillier-than-fiction/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-10T14:15:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/10/everybody-look-at-mark-sanchez/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ap969467821260.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Mark Sanchez looks like. 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don't they just wear what he's wearing? </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-06T21:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/06/know-your-enemy-yanks-orioles/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-06T19:52:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/06/19574/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-06T17:05:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/06/my-mother-always-said-if-you-dont-have-anything-interesting-to-say-show-some-watersports-accidents/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-06T14:47:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/06/mets-minor-league-report-wilmer-flores-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-06T13:17:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/05/weei/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-05T20:29:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/05/since-no-one-asked-me/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-05T17:29:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/05/two-polls/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-05T15:57:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/05/from-the-wikipedia-list-of-phobias/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-05T15:23:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/04/n-y-times-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-04T21:06:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/04/man-is-awesome-at-carnival-games/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-04T19:40:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/04/rock-bottom-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-04T17:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/04/let-your-troll-glow/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-04T16:45:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/04/taco-bell-tuesday-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/crunchwrap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what an A.M. Crunchwrap looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-04T15:42:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/04/stupidity-overwhelming/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-04T13:58:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/09/02/sandwich-of-the-week-56/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/no7subclub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No. 7 Sub Club from No. 7 Sub, Plaza Hotel, 58th and 5th, 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and Ruben Tejada look like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-24T14:41:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/23/so-that-was-cool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ap857904100196.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Collin McHugh looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-23T21:53:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/23/sandy-alderson-suggests-mets-will-win-more-games-with-better-players/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-23T13:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/23/videos-two-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-23T13:35:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/22/binghamton-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/showerhead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Speakman Anystream with silly instagram stuff. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/spiedie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken spiedie from Lupo's Char-Pit, Binghamton. 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what Jonathon Niese looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T22:17:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/06/walk-this-way/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-06T20:43:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/06/zeppelin-rules/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-06T20:07:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/04/sandwich-of-the-week-52/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/5050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The 50/50 from Jake's Sandwich Board, Philadelphia. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-04T14:47:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/03/friday-qa-pt-1-mets-outfield-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-03T17:34:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/02/starry-night-in-bacon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/baconart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Starry Night in bacon. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-02T21:03:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/03/friday-qa-pt-2-the-randos-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-02T20:57:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/02/flip-flop-fly-ball/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-02T15:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/02/breaking-point/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Jason Bay looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-03T04:54:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/01/more-like-the-no-trade-deadline-amirite/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-01T21:40:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/01/alert/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-01T18:02:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/08/01/from-the-wikipedia-roosevelt-island/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rooseveltisland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Roosevelt Island looks like. 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</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T19:28:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/31/you-guys-like-me-and-want-me-to-be-happy-right/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-31T19:07:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/31/wall-street-journal/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-31T18:34:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/31/snoop-lion-ne-dogg/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-31T18:06:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/31/yup/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-31T17:47:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/31/exit-victorino/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ap120407021183.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is what Shane Victorino looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T15:13:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/31/taco-bell-tuesday-5/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-31T14:31:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/30/what-did-you-do-ray/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/stay-puft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stay puft</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T21:08:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/30/andrew-mccutchen-good-at-everything/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-30T19:31:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/30/know-your-enemy-giants/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-30T18:44:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/30/18939/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-30T17:53:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/30/will-athletes-ever-stop-breaking-records/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-30T17:02:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/30/where-theyre-at/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/davistejadamurphy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what several young Mets look like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T15:21:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/28/sandwich-of-the-week-51/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cheesesteak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheesesteak from No. 7 Sub, Midtown Manhattan. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-28T23:35:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/27/today-in-finnish-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-27T21:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/27/sny-tv-flashback-matt-harvey/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-27T20:19:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/27/18886/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tebow1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tebow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tebow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what SportsCenter looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-27T19:26:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/contact/</loc><lastmod>2020-03-23T21:35:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/27/friday-qa-pt-2-the-randos/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-27T18:32:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/27/friday-qa-pt-1-mets-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-27T16:43:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/27/potential-chupacabra-surfaces-from-east-river/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-27T15:46:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/27/calm-after-the-storm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/harvey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Matt Harvey looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-27T14:31:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/26/belichick-would-have-snuck-him-out/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-26T20:28:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/26/know-your-enemy-diamondbacks/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-26T18:51:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/26/want-want-want-want-want/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-26T16:49:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/26/from-the-wikipedia-pesapallo/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-26T15:49:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/25/everythings-coming-up-hamels/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-26T15:44:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/26/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-14/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-26T13:52:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/25/sandwich-show-thai-basil-pesto-chicken/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-25T19:41:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/25/kick-up-at-a-hazard-table/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kickup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"A Kick-Up at a Hazard Table!" by Thomas Rowlandson. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kickup.png</image:loc><image:title>"A Kick-Up at a Hazard Table!" by Thomas Rowlandson, ca. 1787-90.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-25T15:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/24/howie-rose/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-24T19:27:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/24/thunderstruck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ap87843964417.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APTOPIX Mets Nationals Baseball</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-24T14:54:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/23/please-excuse-our-appearance-while-we-are-under-construction/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-23T18:03:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/23/everyone-panic/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-23T14:52:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/21/sandwich-of-the-week-50/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/chickenbiscuit2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken from Cheeky Sandwiches, Lower East Side. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/chickenbiscuit1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken from Cheeky Sandwiches. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-21T14:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/20/friday-qa-part-2-the-randos/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-20T17:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/20/twitter-qa-part-1-mets-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-20T16:01:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/20/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-13/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-20T15:25:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/20/hear-me-say-stuff-21/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-20T13:46:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/20/to-the-inbox/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-20T13:33:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/19/me-at-23/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/songletter11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Song Air Lines says. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/songletter2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Song Air Lines said. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/songletter1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Song Air Lines said. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T16:20:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/19/the-baseball-show-changeup/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-19T14:52:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/19/wait-what-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-19T13:59:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/19/miguel-batista-trolling-hard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/batistakennyg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miguel Batista thinks the Mets are awesome and Kenny G is good. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T13:40:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/15/mets-all-time-facial-hair-team/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/922bhojo2bstadium2bclub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mets all-time facial-hair team</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dale-thayer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Dale Thayer looks like. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/georgefoster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what George Foster looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:31:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/22/card-stock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/1987_topps_mitchell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Card stock</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:30:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/04/13/not-at-all-embarrassing-photos-of-mike-piazza/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mike_piazza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not at all embarrassing photos of Mike Piazza</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:28:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/02/18/when-god-grew-a-mustache/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/6a0115709f071f970b0120a7216cab970b-400wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>When 'God' grew a mustache</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:25:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/02/08/ike-davis-on-daniel-murphy/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:24:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/12/07/even-more-stuff-on-andres-torres/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/6a0133f4352e08970b013488b48145970c-800wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Even more stuff on Andres Torres </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:21:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/12/02/burrito-semantics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tacobell_enchirito_02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burrito semantics</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:21:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/11/21/rocky-das-musical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rocky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rocky, Das Musical</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:20:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/10/14/from-the-mailbag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cancel252832529.jpg</image:loc><image:title>From the mailbag</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/09/21/mr-alderson-to-tear-down-that-wall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2009_0416openingday0088.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Alderson to tear down that wall?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:16:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/09/02/mb1c/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mb1c-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MB1C</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:15:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/08/19/french-lessons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jeff-francoeur-royals-presser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>French lessons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:14:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/07/27/nl-central-relievers-who-i-suspect-may-have-time-traveled-to-the-21st-century-to-escape-the-harsh-realities-of-the-civil-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jaxmustacheclose_up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NL Central relievers who I suspect may have time-traveled to the 21st century to escape the harsh realities of the Civil War</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lecure_450.gif</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Sam LeCure looks like. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/axford_450.gif</image:loc><image:title>Here's what John Axford looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:13:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/07/26/jets-might-get-the-second-best-cornerback-in-the-league-because-he-wants-to-be-an-actor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tobiasfunke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jets might get the second-best cornerback in the league because he wants to be an actor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:13:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/06/15/airigami-sort-of-exactly-what-it-sounds-like/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/larry-moss-spinosaurus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airigami: Sort of exactly what it sounds like</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/05/31/the-beauty-of-all-hops/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/david-einhorn-greenlight-capital.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The beauty of all hops</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:09:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/05/19/holy-dharma-initative/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/spomenik_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Holy DHARMA Initative </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:09:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/04/06/sandwiches-in-space/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/69400main_iss005e16336.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandwiches in space</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:04:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/03/31/season-in-preview-center-field-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/angelpagan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Season in preview: Center field</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:04:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/03/21/exit-oliver-perez/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/oliver-perez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exit Oliver Perez</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:03:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/02/18/henry-sims-for-president-of-everything/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/5021058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henry Sims for President of everything</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:00:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/02/17/qa-with-joe-mcewing/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:00:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/02/11/breaking-rich-guy-could-buy-the-mets-probably-wont/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/michael_bloomberg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BREAKING: Rich guy could buy the Mets, probably won't</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:59:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/02/07/baseball-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/inlandtarpathleticbaseballfieldcover255b1255d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baseball! </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:59:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2011/01/10/wasted-at-bats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mets-jefffrancoeur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wasted at-bats</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:57:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/12/30/no-2-top-thing-of-2010-fk-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/101104-cee-lo-green-_cee-lo-green-lady-killer-official-album-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No. 2 Top Thing of 2010: F**k You</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:56:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/12/15/here-is-a-photo-of-mo-vaughn-with-a-giant-sandwich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mo-vaughn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here is a photo of Mo Vaughn with a giant sandwich</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:55:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/11/03/more-matt-garza-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/matt-garza-getty2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>More Matt Garza stuff</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:50:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/11/02/cross-adam-dunn-off-your-wishlists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/jp-ricciardi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cross Adam Dunn off your wishlists</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/10/19/the-o-g-earl-of-sandwich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/989f71327441bba5_muffulettafront.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The O.G. Earl of Sandwich</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:48:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/10/06/the-return-of-super-joe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/slide1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The return of Super Joe? </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/09/20/reading-about-reading/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/kareem2bposter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reading about reading</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:45:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/09/14/behold-the-pizza-hacker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_5100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Behold: The Pizza Hacker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:44:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/08/23/a-little-clarification/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/image3dralphkinertakesabreakatthegreenwichcountryclub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A little clarification</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:42:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/08/12/melvin-mora-not-on-team-melvin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/melvinmora.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Melvin Mora: Not on Team Melvin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/08/09/dont-go-into-that-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/melhall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Don't go into that room</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:40:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/06/30/ive-got-a-friend-named-lee-he-cast-a-spell-a-spell-on-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/cliff-lee-st.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I've got a friend named Lee, he cast a spell, a spell on me...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:35:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/06/30/the-lenny-dykstra-saga-continues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dykstra_mets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lenny Dykstra saga continues</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:35:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/06/15/conflicting-fish-stuff-from-florida/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/6a00d83451b26169e20133f08dec17970b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conflicting fish stuff from Florida</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:34:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/05/18/steve-phillips-reminds-you-that-the-thing-he-did-poorly-was-really-really-hard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/stevephillips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve Phillips reminds you that the thing he did poorly was really, really hard</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:32:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/04/23/whiff-counts-and-pitch-counts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/60654bb6-8660-4593-952d-085fbe9fc5c9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whiff counts and pitch counts</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:31:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/04/21/this-is-what-its-like-when-worlds-collide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jasonstathamfrank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is what it's like when worlds collide</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:31:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/03/17/atomic-bacon-bombers-appear-far-less-atomic-bacony-explosive-than-advertised/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/img00112-20100317-1627-scaled-500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Atomic Bacon Bombers appear far less atomic, bacony, explosive than advertised</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/img00115-20100317-1628-scaled-1000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Atomic Bacon Bombers appear far less atomic, bacony, explosive than advertised</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:28:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/03/11/going-to-the-experts-on-mejia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jenrrymejia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Going to the experts on Mejia</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:27:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/02/19/joe-namath-the-o-g-mark-sanchez/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/joe-namath-mustache.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Namath: The O.G. Mark Sanchez</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:26:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/02/17/baseball-card-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/87toppskevinmitchell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baseball card stuff</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:26:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/02/11/the-devil-you-dont/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/danielmurphy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The devil you don't</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:25:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/02/01/middle-fingers-of-yesterday-john-franco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/large_john-franco-hall-of-fame.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Middle fingers of yesteryear: John Franco</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:24:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2010/02/01/middle-fingers-of-yesteryear-jack-mcdowell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/8.gif</image:loc><image:title>Middle fingers of yesteryear: Jack McDowell</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2009/11/16/the-problem-with-winning-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fernandomartinez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The problem with "winning now" </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:19:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2009/11/05/maybe-there-is-a-beast-maybe-its-only-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alex_rodriguez_home.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Maybe there is a beast... maybe it's only us." </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:19:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2009/11/01/cat-and-mouse-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/francoj281129.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat-and-mouse game</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:19:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2009/10/26/an-army-of-mark-mcgwires/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mcgwire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>An army of Mark McGwires</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:18:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2009/10/18/matt-holliday-and-the-ghosts-of-citi-field/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/got-ghosts-00-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Holliday and the ghosts of Citi Field</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:18:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2009/10/16/cubic-zirconia-in-the-rough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mikefontenot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cubic zirconia in the rough</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:18:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2009/10/08/all-the-pieces-matter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lester.jpg</image:loc><image:title>All the pieces matter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T04:17:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/18/the-only-kobe-beef-youll-find-here-is-with-shaq/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-18T20:08:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/18/from-the-wikipedia-tusko/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-28T03:27:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/18/read-me-write-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-18T15:30:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/18/jonathan-broxton-not-the-answer/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-18T14:27:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/17/batista-or-harvey/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-17T21:17:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/17/on-the-cantina-burrito/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cantinaburrito.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what the Cantina Burrito looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-17T17:00:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/17/666-burger-available/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-17T13:17:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/16/stuff-about-delaware/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/scrapple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scrapple (right) with pancakes. 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what New York City looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-11T21:36:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/11/bill-murray-can-crash-here/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-11T15:39:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/11/andrew-mccutchen-continues-to-rule/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-11T15:22:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/11/your-move-aroldis-chapman/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-11T14:17:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/11/wu-tang-killa-bees-on-the-swarm-for-satellite-tv-coverage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/directv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Directv</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ghostface4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghostface</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-11T13:32:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/10/mets-over-unders-settled/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-10T21:01:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/10/the-next-time-i-see-him-im-going-to-step-on-his-foot-you-print-that-i-think-hes-ridiculous/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-10T17:55:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/10/taco-bell-tuesday-4/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-10T16:07:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/10/the-sandwich-show-jibarito/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-10T14:53:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/10/good-reading-7/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-10T13:59:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/10/yes-3/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-10T11:53:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/09/serious-lookers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ap120525053316.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here 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</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/rocketpig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pork sandwich from Rocket Pig. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-07T14:23:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/06/programming-note-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-06T18:32:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/06/18363/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-06T17:42:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/06/well-theres-that/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-06T16:55:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/06/mets-minor-league-report-matt-harvey/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-06T15:03:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/06/18340/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/beltran.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beltran</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-06T13:55:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/06/hooray-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hooray_550.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hooray!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-06T13:37:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/05/fail/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-05T22:14:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/04/mets-minor-league-report-jenrry-mejia/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-04T16:02:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/03/taco-bell-tuesday-pt-2-this-time-its-personal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/doritoslocostaco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What we've been waiting for. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-03T14:26:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/03/know-your-enemy-11/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-03T14:13:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/03/taco-bell-tuesday-pt-1/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-03T13:41:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/02/know-your-enemy-10/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-02T20:09:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/02/pascucci-movement-starts-anew/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-02T19:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/02/character-races-investigated/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-02T18:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/02/josh-hamilton-photobomb/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-02T16:52:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/02/the-spark-that-bled/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ap120601044619.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Johan Santana looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-30T19:12:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/07/01/hear-me-say-stuff-20/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-01T11:52:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/29/collin-mchugh-interview/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-29T19:58:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/29/twitter-qa-the-randos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/brett-hauze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brett Hauze</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/joe-bacci1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Bacci</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/punkondeck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PunkonDeck</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-29T18:10:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/29/twitter-qa-mets-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mark-ethe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Ethe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tpgmets1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tpgmets</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-29T16:20:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/28/from-the-wikipedia-theodore-roosevelt/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-28T19:54:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/28/know-your-enemies-5/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-28T19:28:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/28/updated-hairston-ranks/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-28T14:03:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/28/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-12/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-28T13:30:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/27/notable-members-of-the-buffalo-bisons-hall-of-fame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1lusciouseaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luscious Easter. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1joedesa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe De Sa. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1collins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Terry Lee Collins. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1mayosmith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mayo Smith. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1rickreed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rick Reed.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-27T20:47:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/27/more-from-buffalo/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-27T20:12:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/27/minor-league-report-kevin-plawecki/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-27T18:42:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/26/buffalo-buffalo-buffalo-buffalo-buffalo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beefonweck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Beef on Weck looks like. 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says the goat. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-22T14:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/22/jeff-kent-going-on-survivor/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-22T13:13:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/21/shadow-hero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fonzie2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fonzie2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fonzie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Edgardo Alfonzo looks like. 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what Hank McGraw looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-23T05:15:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/20/has-anyone-in-this-family-ever-seen-a-chicken/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-20T14:04:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/19/burritobot-could-soon-be-a-thing/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-19T20:00:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/19/the-r-a-dickey-phenomenon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ap120618053736.jpg</image:loc><image:title>R.A. Dickey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T18:37:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/19/taco-bell-tuesday-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tbg2beats2b-2bdoritos2bdinamita2bchile2blimon2bbag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taco Bell Tuesday</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T15:18:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/19/shane-victorino-is-a-bastion-of-generosity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/colehamels3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>You look good, bro! </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/colehamels2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"I hate these flood pants..."</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/colehamels1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>On the catwalk...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T13:22:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/18/is-ike-davis-back/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-18T20:27:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/18/know-your-enemies-3/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-18T18:20:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/18/they-spinnin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/moo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Moo." - The Cow. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/17th.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what the 17th hole looks like. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/windmill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what the first hole at Sunset Playland looks like. 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</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-07T20:47:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/07/from-the-wikipedia-the-fermi-paradox/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-07T13:54:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/07/the-glorious-return-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-07T13:39:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/06/talking-draft-with-toby-hyde/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-06T20:01:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/06/baboons-reality-tv-stars/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-06T19:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/06/taco-bell-items-of-note-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/418607_3181145538170_1319710467_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>From the Beefy Crunch Burrito movement Facebook page. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/collin-mchugh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Collin McHugh</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-06T18:22:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/06/about-ike/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-06T15:44:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/06/maybe-beltway-to-hell-wasnt-so-far-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/nieuquintanilla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what last night's game looked like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-06T14:19:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/05/underwhelming-taco-enjoys-unprecedented-success/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-05T20:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/05/know-your-enemies/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-05T20:17:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/05/sandwich-of-the-week-48/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-05T19:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/05/do-you-wish-someone-other-than-johan-santana-threw-the-mets-first-no-hitter/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-05T15:47:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/05/daily-news-laying-the-awesome-down/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-05T14:23:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/05/mets-draft-two-guys/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-05T13:56:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/04/is-it-a-sandwich-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/utlimatetaco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ultimate Taco from Fry Bread House in Phoenix. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-04T21:09:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/04/the-cole-hamels-interview-you-dont-want-to-miss/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-04T15:43:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/04/chase-field-has-a-giant-randy-johnson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bigunit1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The author (second from left) with the Biggest Unit (second from right). </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bigunit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what the biggest unit looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-04T15:35:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/04/this-7/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-04T14:10:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/04/santana-and-dickey-and-arbitrary-endpoints/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-04T13:52:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/02/el-gocho-believe-it/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-02T04:30:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/01/that-just-happened/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/santana_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Johan Santana looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-02T03:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/01/beltran-exonerated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beltranapple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beltranapple</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-15T02:50:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/01/know-your-enemy-7/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-01T17:18:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/01/in-case-youve-somehow-missed-it/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-01T17:12:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/01/from-the-wikipedia-tetris-effect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tetris19961.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tetris1996</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tetris1996.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tetris1996</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-01T15:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/01/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-8/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-01T14:08:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/06/01/praisebeltran/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-01T13:34:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/31/do-you-smell-what-the-rock-is-fearing/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-31T21:25:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/31/reinforcements-coming/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-31T20:01:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/31/billy-jo-robidoux-recognized/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-31T16:58:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/31/taco-bell-items-of-note/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/firstmeal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what the Johnsonville Sausage and Egg Wrap looks like. I have regular-sized hands. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-31T16:05:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/31/and-were-back-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-31T14:24:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/25/from-the-mailbag-foodstuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-25T16:44:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/25/from-the-mailbag-wright-beltran/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-25T14:47:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/24/from-the-mailbag-baxter-hamels-nieuwenhuis/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-24T20:16:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/24/know-your-enemy-6/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-24T19:11:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/24/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-7/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-24T18:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/24/ask-me-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-24T15:31:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/24/sources-hear-yankees-could-be-put-up-for-sale/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-24T14:50:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/23/dan-aykroyd-suspects-he-was-visited-by-actual-men-in-black-while-on-the-phone-with-britney-spears/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-23T21:30:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/23/working-remotely/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-23T18:59:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/23/he-comes-to-the-name-mr-stevenson-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-23T15:17:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/22/mr-met-doing-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mrmet1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Mr. Met looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-22T21:08:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/22/over-unders-revisited/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-22T19:26:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/22/differential-equations/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-22T18:22:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/22/with-leather/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-22T16:26:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/21/llama-awesome/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-21T21:01:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/21/new-taco-bell-thing-emerges/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-21T18:33:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/21/know-your-enemy-5/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-21T17:33:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/21/david-wright-is-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wright450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wright450</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-21T15:01:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/18/hear-me-say-stuff-19/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-18T19:46:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/18/twitter-qa-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dandotlewis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DanDotLewis</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/joe-loverde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe LoVerde</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/thayer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Dale Thayer looks like. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/g_bar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>g_bar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-18T19:00:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/18/know-your-enemy-4/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-18T18:08:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/18/sandwich-porn/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-18T14:53:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/18/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-6/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-18T13:54:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/17/411-513-621/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-17T20:56:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/17/the-dickensian-aspect-of-trolling/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-17T17:22:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/17/sandy-alderson-on-jenrry-mejias-future/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-17T15:17:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/17/today-in-burying-the-lead/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-17T14:57:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/17/thats-baseball/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-17T14:10:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/17/man-enough-to-bunt/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-17T13:50:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/16/i-take-back-what-i-said-about-robots/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-16T20:54:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/16/today-in-awesome-home-run-events/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-16T19:58:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/16/know-your-enemy-3/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-16T18:39:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/16/teenagers-be-teenagers/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-16T16:22:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/16/this-6/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-16T14:30:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/16/loud-noises/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-16T13:40:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/16/sandwich-quiz/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-16T13:08:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/15/pot-calls-kettle-black/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-15T21:17:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/15/whoa-12/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hamelsgary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That's Hamels on the left. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-15T18:39:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/15/how-can-hip-hop-be-dead-if-wu-tang-is-forever/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-15T17:25:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/15/saves-are-stupid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/frankfrank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what Frank Francisco looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-15T16:08:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/15/history-of-the-taco/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-15T14:32:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/14/and-you-complain-about-thole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/charleshoover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here is what Charles Hoover looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-29T20:10:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/14/sandwich-of-the-week-47/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/james.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's what the James looks like. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T19:46:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/14/know-your-enemy-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-14T18:41:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/14/who-should-pitch-the-ninth-inning/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-14T15:09:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/14/melting-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/frankfrankfrank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh, Frank. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T14:25:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/11/quantum-entanglement-somehow-even-more-confusing-than-it-sounds/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-11T21:37:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/11/how-to-properly-construct-a-cold-cut-sandwich/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-11T20:43:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/11/now-ive-got-no-patience/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-11T18:34:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/11/gees-up/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-11T16:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/11/the-adjustment-bureau/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-11T13:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/10/man-vs-goose/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-10T21:30:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/10/taxi/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-10T18:07:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/10/mostly-mets-podcast-presented-by-caesars-a-c-5/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-10T17:27:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/10/troll-responsibly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hamelsguitar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I gave my love a cherry that had no stone...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-10T16:54:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://tedquarters.net/2012/05/10/fontenotes-revisted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/meechone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meechone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dmurph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DMUrph</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rob-rv-vent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob RV Vent</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tedquarters.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dash-treyhorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dash 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