According to a report in the Thoroughbred Times, Paul Lo Duca is being sued for failing to pay the stud fee owed to the owners of a horse that knocked up his horse.
There are many funny things about this story:
- 1) It involves Paul Lo Duca
- 2) “Stud fees” are always funny
- 3) Apparently Paul Lo Duca is now working as an analyst for something called the Television Games Network
- 4) Paul Lo Duca is (allegedly) a welcher, not really a surprise since in 2007, he gave the Mets a .689 OPS in return for their $6.25 million
According to Lo Duca, he tried to call the breeder to arrange payment, but his phone was TOAST!
OK, that was a lazy punchline, but it’s Sunday and I’m exhausted from eating wings all day. Have at it in the comments section if you’ve got something funnier.
Tedquarters 
He wanted to pay the fee, but his alimony this month had to cover his ex-wife’s membership to the Playboy Mansion?
Mike Piazza delivers on his stud fees.