I missed this the first time around, but here’s a funny feature on the dude who presses the home-run apple button at Citi Field. I’ve always wondered about that.

Former Met Ed Hearn has a kidney disease and takes 20 medications a day. Yikes. Rough story, but a good read.

Sam at Amazin’ Avenue points out how silly it’d be for the Mets to sign Hideki Matsui. Of course, he could have shortened the piece by just relying on the age-old argument, “Duh.”

This is also a few days old, but Paul at Section Five Twenty-Eight writes his first 25 John Olerud facts. Some of the highlights: “John Olerud collects bird houses,” “John Olerud has a pleasant singing voice,” and “Back in 1992, John Olerud had a white wine spritzer.”

Kerry Rhodes says the Jets are “more swaggerlicious.” That’s one of the best marketing lines I’ve ever heard. The 2009 Jets: Now more swaggerlicious! I’m sold.