You oughta be ashamed of yourselves

Darrelle Revis is the best player on the best pass defense in football.

He has twice held Randy Moss to fewer than 35 yards this season. In fact, he has yet to allow a receiver to gain over 35 yards against him in 2009. He held Steve Smith to one reception and four yards in Week 12.

Darrelle Revis should be the NFL Defensive Player of the Year.

Darrelle Revis is eight feet tall and glitters in the sun like the vampires from Twilight. His beard is made of steel wool and his muscles are Kevlar.

Darrelle Revis’ Twitter account should win the Pulitzer. Everything he does is art.

And yet, Darrelle Revis is currently eighth among NFL cornerbacks in Pro Bowl voting.

He is fourth in the AFC behind Champ Bailey, Nnamdi Asomugh and Antonio Cromartie.

Go vote for Darrelle Revis.

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