Rex Ryan wants to see how Mark Sanchez looks before he settles on a starter for Sunday’s game.

My guess? Smoldering.

Again, I’ll stop posting this picture when it stops being funny, and that hasn’t come anywhere close to happening for me. This is what it looks like at 2:22 on any given afternoon on Mark Sanchez’s yacht.

Look at how sexily Mark Sanchez answers the telephone.

You think Kellen Clemens picks up the phone like that? Hardly. He probably doesn’t get to the phone in time, so the answer machine picks up, but then instead of just letting it go to the tape, he picks it up late, then drops the handset, then falls down trying to pick it up again.