I’ve got nothing, so here’s Mark Sanchez on the phone, one more time:
Uhh… hello? Yes, this is Mark Sanchez. Coach? TODAY!??? No, I’m not prepared at all — I’m boating! Yeah, I’m out on my boat, wearing some tight white jeans, very sexily answering the phone. Yeah, I guess I could make it to Indy, but we’re going to have to port first.
Tedquarters 
This man will never live this picture down. It will haunt him to his grave.
I will make certain of that. Look at those pants.
He played a hell of a game. Can’t wait to see how he does next season.