“Parties who guy the umpire will be killed.” Also, I hope whatever book distribution list I’m on makes with a copy of the forthcoming one about Mark Twain and baseball.

How appropriate that the day after The Nooner ended for good Rex Ryan got lap-band surgery.

Actor Peter Graves passed away at 84. You’re in charge now, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Roger Murdock.

All we need is $550K and Weird Al and we can make UHF a reality.