Adam Rubin expects both Sean Green and Bobby Parnell to open the season in Triple-A. Cool. I suggested that plan a week ago but assumed it’d never happen. Now the Mets just need to pick Kiko Calero over Jenrry Mejia and all will be well.

Patrick Flood has an excellent and lengthy writeup from the parking lot at what used to be Tradition Field.

Somewhere in the middle of the Venn diagram circles for weird, pathetic and hilarious falls this article. I’ve seen Battlefield Earth, incidentally.

I hope Joe Mauer got a .444 necklace.