You know who I feel like I overlook too frequently when I’m compiling my Lastings Milledge All-Dickens-Name team? Chauncey Billups.
If a religious sect identified me as its chosen one, even if I was sure it wasn’t the case, I’d probably just go with it. Just saying. Also hinting. I’m totally down to be your chosen one, religious sects.
Will Leitch compares the 2010 Mets to Freddy Got Fingered. I kinda liked Freddy Got Fingered. I only see one LeBaron, Freddy.
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Scott Templeton appreciates you exploring the Dickensian aspect of sports names.
The Mets and their fans are essentially something to be pitied. In fact, I’d say wer’e worse than the Raiders, Bills, and Redskins in football. At least those guys had sustained stretches of greatness to look back on. The Mets don’t even have that! Our team is essentially the Knicks, except with even less of an excuse for not winning titles. Basketball is really about your superstars, and if you don’t have a top-flight guy to build your team around, you’re not winning. So the Knicks title drought is understandable. The Mets have no such excuse, not with the resources available to them.
was that leitch trying to do a bad bill simmons impression?
and i agree, freddy got fingered is a plenty all right movie. certainly more enjoyable then super boring and idiotic Crash. i mean we’re talking a billion f****** deutschmarks here bob.