The one thing everyone keeps asking me about is what I am going to do to respond to the Roll Call tradition from the Bleacher Creatures….

From what I hear, a lot of players do fun things like flex their muscles when they’re called. I still haven’t decided what I am going to do for it and I’m open for suggestions from Big League Stew readers. What should I do? Leave your good ideas for my response in the comment section below.

– Curtis Granderson, Big League Stew.

OK, first off: Just about everything about this is awesome. Players going straight to fans for advice on how to participate in a tradition at their new home stadium? Another win for the Internet.

Also, the first commenter suggests giving them the finger. The ninth suggests Granderson greet fans by learning how to hit lefties.

As for an actual suggestion, it’s a tough one. My initial thought is, “Dance the robot,” but that’s just because my initial thought is to dance the robot whenever anyone puts pressure on me to do anything. Man, I really wish I could dance the robot.

In truth, in that setting it would probably seem like trying too hard, as would any salute that took more than a half-second or so. That’s really limiting, and all my best ideas are ill-suited for a family environment. That should make them perfect for Yankee Stadium, of course, but I doubt Granderson’s looking to make any waves in his first home opener.

Except the one, I guess.

Anyway, go help Curtis Granderson. He seems like a nice guy, and if he’s not going to hit lefties, he might as well have something cool to do when the animals in the Yankee Stadium bleachers start chanting his name.