Is o’conner actually basing an entire post – for ESPN no less – on what he santana would say when under truth serum… truth serum… are you kidding me… is this fact or fiction… if it’s fiction, ESPN should have drawn an accompanying cartoon to go with it… maybe johan riding a unicorn… that’d be cool…
A few people have pointed me toward Ian O’Connor’s truth-serum column, but I’m trying not to indulge that type of stuff these days by responding to it or linking to it. I’m sure I will again someday soon, I don’t want to spend too much time fretting about nonsense when the Mets give me plenty to worry about on their own.
I just wanted to link to Matt’s post because I like the image of Johan Santana riding a unicorn. That could easily inspire the next great work of Awesomist art, following Vin Diesel and Usher Riding Into Battle on a Chariot Pulled by White Tigers.
Tedquarters 
I remember when I first saw that painting in your post on SNY and it never gets old.
The new work of Awesomist art shouldn’t just be Johan on a unicorn, it should be Johan on a unicorn playing in the forest with Centaur Alex Rodriguez.
Good call. But I’d like to somehow incorporate Barbara Bush, if possible, and there’s no reason it has to be in a forest setting. It does seem like unicorns and centaurs would be most likely frolic in a woodsy environment, but that’s the problem — that makes too much sense for Awesomism. Could they be in space? On a pirate ship? Defending the world from the Zombie apocalypse?