This is, without question, the most businesslike conversation I’ve ever had with Scott and Ted, the hosts of Rockiescast and my buddies from college.
For a far less businesslike and far more unbearably lengthy conversation, check out the most recent episode of that podcast, a slaphappy 90-minute marathon recorded after all three of us had spent a bit too much time in the sun on Sunday.
Tedquarters 
Lemme get this straight, you’re Ted Berg, he’s Ted Burke and you guys are friends from college? I enjoy that for some reason.
Correct. And we lived together for two years, back before ubiquitous cell phones. Our other roommates referred to us as “Red Ted” and “Black Ted” due to our hair colors, but when people called us, asked for Ted, and were asked “Red Ted or Black Ted?” they’d get awful confused, as neither of us is Native American or African American.