Bacon also resides within the lugubrious center, though not much bacon (no doubt trying to keep the sandwich at a trim 540 calories, of which 520 are from fat, I’m sure).  There’s also a “secret sauce” which seems to consist of mustard, mayo, Elmer’s Glue, and death.  The remoulade of the damned, essentially.

– Dan Szymborski, Perpetual Post (some language NSFW).

Dan and I wrote a joint review of the Double Down for Perpetual Post this week. My half is pretty similar to the one I posted here a couple weeks ago (except with saltier language) because, admittedly, I have not eaten another Double Down since. I mostly just wanted to title a post “the remoulade of the damned.”