Manute Bol: Inexplicably awesome in every which way

Bol was known for some things other than basketball, too. Most importantly, he used a majority of his earnings from his basketball career to raise money for Sudanese refugees and youth. He is also the only known NBA player who once killed a lion with a spear. He was once fined $25K for missing two exhibition games because he was busy with peace talks with Sudanese rebel leaders in Washington DC. Some also speculate that he may have invented — or at least popularized — the phrase “my bad.”

Lisa Katayama, Boing Boing.

Man, I hope that’s true. Actually, who cares? I’m just going to proceed as if it’s definitely true, because if Manute Bol actually coined a phrase I use all the time, it just makes Manute Bol that much more awesome. And I didn’t think that was possible. I mean, the guy killed a lion with a spear. Also, he’d occasionally — without jumping, just reaching back over his head — chuck up hilarious three-pointers, which he drained with alarming frequency.

What a stud. I’m sorry I didn’t eulogize him sooner. My bad, Manute Bol.

4 thoughts on “Manute Bol: Inexplicably awesome in every which way

  1. I actually rooted for the Sixers when he played. Agreed on all fronts.

    I believe that he killed a lion with a spear. No doubt in my mind. I only wonder if he used the same form as he did when draining the 3’s. Two hands; like a soccer throw-in.

  2. Did you know manute Bol son is 7 foot 2. He was all ways think about other who don’t have food or water , so think he has the biggest heart. Standing 7 foot 7.

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