I’m a bit under the weather today and I can’t really muster up the strength to opine one way or the other about Roger Clemens’ indictment.

On one hand, like a lot of baseball fans, I’m pretty sick of all the steroids sanctimony and just wish the whole thing would go away.

On the other, screw Roger Clemens for beaning Mike Piazza then throwing a shard of bat at him. Plus he pretty clearly committed perjury and all, and that’s a crime.

Maybe something entertaining will come of all this. Like more Jose Canseco fashion choices. That’s what I’m pulling for.