Rex Ryan is the perfect foil. He’s a pompous, arrogant, irreverent, classless, mouthy gasbag. And for that I hate the man. Yet for making me hate him, I love him. I love every chin on his chubby little face. Because say what you want about the big buffoon… and believe me I have… no one can accuse him of being dull. On the contrary, he’s like a breath of hot air.
Really? Lovable Rex Ryan is the perfect foil? Because last time I checked, your quarterback is a butt-chinned, model-impregnating, Movado-watch-wearing, three-time Super Bowl champion who looks like he got bumped from an Adam Sandler movie for seeming like too obvious a casting choice for the villain role.
Tedquarters 
Were you trying at all to hide the jealous overtones in your comments about Brady?
Not at all, but obviously that’s a big part of what makes him so thoroughly hateable.
He really is so annoyingly blandly handsomely hateable. Also, what is with that ad? Is he driving with car the door open, or what?