I <3 Wipeout. Last year I wrote: “ABC’s obstacle-course show Wipeout is the most amazing television program I’ve seen in years. It captures exactly what everyone loved about America’s Funniest Home Videos but cranks up the all-important ratio of projectiles-to-the-crotch per minute (PtC/M). It’s essentially the apotheosis of The Simpsons‘ classic “Man Getting Hit By Football,” and proves once again that there’s nothing more entertaining than watching people endure hilarious agony.”