Ted, you better review the McRib when it is rereleased. Possibly Nov. 2.
– Kevin, via email.
Kevin: Duh.
This is actually the first I heard about the glorious return of the McRib, but a quick Googling reveals this helpful website, which identifies the locations of known McRib-distributing McDonald’s restaurants.
I trust it will still have weird grill-simulating stripes.
Tedquarters 
Wow, was there an unwritten “or else” at the end of that email?
Well, you had someone complain that you were assigning really good scores to all the sandwiches you review, so this will be a good opportunity to push the lower end of the spectrum!