Ted, when does this guy interview for the Mets GM position? He would have fit right in the last couple of years in Mets land. Beltran/castillo/perez/reyes for Pedroia/Beckett/paplebon/and the remaining cases of crystal pepsi left on earth.
To the person above me: No one wants to read your smut. We are here for Ted’s smut.
To Ted: There is not a day that goes by where I don’t reminisce of the days of old, the days when crystal pepsi was fully stocked on supermarket shelves nationwide.
Tedquarters 
Ted, when does this guy interview for the Mets GM position? He would have fit right in the last couple of years in Mets land. Beltran/castillo/perez/reyes for Pedroia/Beckett/paplebon/and the remaining cases of crystal pepsi left on earth.
To the person above me: No one wants to read your smut. We are here for Ted’s smut.
To Ted: There is not a day that goes by where I don’t reminisce of the days of old, the days when crystal pepsi was fully stocked on supermarket shelves nationwide.