I did my best to keep this column — one of my all-time favorites — living (though not exactly easy to find) on an active page on SNY.tv for a very, very long time. But word came down from on high that it was time to remove that page from our navigation, so I figured I’d link the “On Keith’s mustache” epic here in memoriam.

I wrote this before I actually worked at SNY proper. It remains, to date, the only time I have ever been given a specific writing assignment by anyone here (they were putting together a package for the mustache-tribute night). And it marked, I believe, the first time I spoke to Kevin Burkhardt, who happily provided good quotes but probably still thinks I’m a weirdo for it.