The Pirates will non-tender rapper-outfielder Lastings Milledge. His career has not gone the way we — I — hoped it would. He doesn’t hit well enough to be a corner outfielder or defend well enough to be a center fielder. He’s still just 25 though, so someone will take a flyer on him. Probably won’t be the Mets.
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I’m with you, I completely misjudged the production he’d turn in. I thought he’d be much better than this…
His greatest value to Mets fans might be as the poster child for patience when judging personnel moves.
Oh and kudos putting rapper first.
I think L-Millz would agree that in his heart he’s always been an MC first and a light hitting unreliable 4th outfielder 2nd.
Man, that was just such a terrible song though, on top of everything else. I went with rapper-outfielder to vaguely parody the “rapper-actor” construction that is common in Hollywood.
If you are anything-“rapper”, the rapper portion always carries a ton more street cred. and most always comes first.