Mark Sanchez felt comfortable messing with Mike Tannenbaum and Rex Ryan before he was even drafted, because Mark Sanchez is just that cool. Dude’s got a wiseass streak a mile wide. Fun fact: He also pantsed Brian Schottenheimer at training camp this year. I’ve seen footage. It deemed unfit for online posting because you got a brief glimpse of, ahh, Brian’s Schottenheimer. Link via Rob V.