You like reading things I write, right? I assume you do, because you’re here, reading this now and presumably you are not a masochist.

But have you ever thought, “Man, reading all this stuff Ted has written for free is OK, but I really wish I could find some way to pay for stuff Ted has written?”

Well, now you can!

Pay real cash money now and you can soon check out my pieces in this year’s Amazin’ Avenue Annual and Maple Street Press Mets Annual. The former features an extended metaphor. The latter features brief previews of every National League team.

And hey, if you’ve still got money left over and extra space just burning a whole in your bookshelf, maybe pick up a copy of Belth’s Lasting Yankee Stadium Memories book. It features me, and also such sucker MCs as Joe Posnanski, Luis Guzman and Charles Pierce.

Oh speaking of Belth: Here’s me and him talking about Andy Pettitte in a very, very hot studio.