That online poker player you’re competing with that you just assumed was a beautiful member of the opposite sex might just be a robot. The good news is, the “robots masquerading as humans” aren’t great at poker and more than 90 percent of them are losing money. So bleed that robot dry. Also, to think we once feared a robot uprising. We should have figured robots would be basement-dwelling online poker nerds like the rest of us. Via Rob V.