Excellent read from the Wall Street Journal on Diamondbacks bullpen catcher Jeff Motuzas, who will eat anything for money.

We had a guy like that in high school, but he didn’t make nearly the type of cash Motuzas does. One time I gave him $8 to eat a piece of unidentifiable meat we found on a diner floor. Another time I offered him $15 to lick a particularly strange technology teacher from our school. I didn’t think he’d take me up on that one, but he just walked over and licked the dude’s arm. “Yo, he was mad salty,” he reported, sticking his hand out for my cash.