I hate the fans. It is bad enough that they bother us during the season, but they will not leave us alone in December when we go out to eat. We stayed here during the off season last year, but we will be going to California this year. There must be something particularly bad about Phillies fans because all the players leave in the off season.

– Sarah Madson, wife of Phillies reliever Ryan Madson.

Hope you like being intentionally vomited on, Mrs. Madson. Via Mike.