When I wrote “EVACUATE ALL THE SCHOOLCHILDREN,” earlier in reference to the Mets’ rumored pending fire sale, I was alluding to this bit. I’m not sure how funny it’ll be if you never watched Arrested Development, but then if you never watched Arrested Development you should drop whatever you’re doing (reading this, I suppose) and get about watching the entire series, perhaps multiple times, because it just might be the pinnacle of human achievement.

Actually, this might still be pretty funny even out of context: