A West Virginia man claims he was high on “bath salts” when he allegedly stabbed a neighbor’s goat to death while wearing women’s underwear.

– Michael Sheridan, N.Y. Daily News.

Man… sucks most for the goat, of course. Sucks second most for the 4-year-old who owned the goat as a pet (follow-up: People have pet goats?). Sucks third most for the West Virginia goat-murderer, who probably has some pretty serious issues if he’s getting high on bath salts and murdering goats while wearing women’s underwear.