The TMNT pizza challenge

For some reason, possibly drugs, a group of humans decided to try all the weird pizzas Michelangelo ordered on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons. Slightly related anecdote: My college roommate worked in a pizzeria that used one-letter codes for toppings, so the person would write down the letter corresponding to each topping then hand the slip to the person making pizzas. P was pepperoni, M was mushrooms, E was meatballs, N was pineapples, etc. He worked there so he knew the code. We used to prank the place by ordering pizzas that spelled funny things. But usually I’d start giggling or the woman would be like “wait a minute, who is this?” when she looked down at the slip and saw the beginning of something obscene.

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