It’s true:

But that’s cool, because rodeo kind of sucks anyway. And Chad Ochocinco is awesome in pretty much every other way, so I’m happy to give him a pass for only being able to stay on the bull for 1.5 seconds.

The ESPN guys make him out to be some sort of publicity whore, but I like to think he just knows how awesome he is and realizes that his awesomeness is the type of thing that merits publicity.