My friend Bill works in Laredo, Texas, right near the Mexican border. He reports that there’s actually no Taco Bell on it, and you have to go about a mile before you find one. But he did pass along this outstanding link of Taco Bell photos from the 80s. Here’s the thing, though: I’m going to need this shirt, and I can’t find one on eBay. Men’s large. Any ideas?

The one on the right: