Yesterday, Jered Weaver took exception to what he believed to be Magglio Ordonez admiring a home run hit down the line at Comerica Park. So a couple innings later, Carlos Guillen did this. Weaver got ejected after he threw the next pitch at Alex Avila’s head, but none of that matters now.
When I went to the Tigers’ website to pull up that Guillen homer, I found out that they’re hosting Zubazpalooza on Wednesday. For $23, you get a ticket to the Tigers’ game, entrance to a pre-game party, and a pair of Zubaz.

Come to think of it, I’m not sure I’ve ever heard of a ballpark giving away pants before. It’s interesting, because it tacitly encourages fans to change their pants at a baseball game. I guess Zubaz are baggy enough that you could pull them on over whatever you’ve already got on, but that seems kind of steamy for the summer.