If at first you don’t succeed … don’t try sticking a rack of ribs down your pants again, dude.

A Pennsylvania man with a history of public drunkenness was sloshed this weekend when he tried to smuggle the $20 slab of meat from a Giant supermarket for the second time in three months, police said.

Donald Noone, 65, of Carlisle, Pa., tried and failed at a similar rib robbery in the same store on May 22, police said. That rack was worth $13.34 – not that anybody was buying the recovered evidence.

– Larry McShane, N.Y. Daily News.

This guy just keeps getting drunk and jamming ribs down his pants. You gotta buy ’em first, bro.