That was a pathetic, ridiculous article you wrote about how the team should keep Wright because they are reconfiguring and lowering the fences to David the Whiner Wrights specifications. Get rid of him, he’s useless, he struck out more anything last season anyhow. What guarantee is there with the fences being moved in he will hit any more home runs than he did last season. You make me laugh your so pathetic, as is David Wright

– Brian, via email.

Why thank you, Brian! Your insight is appreciated.

I’d provide a more substantive response or explain the various ways in which the things you think I said are not actually what I said, but I’m going to defer to Patrick Flood on this one. He just put out the first of a three-part thing on David Wright and the Citi Field wall, and it seems like it’s going to be pretty damn awesome.