We are not like the Basketball Wives; we are classy…. [The Mets] were scared of my big fun bags. They were afraid they were too big, and they were going to obstruct the view of the fans seeing the game. Plus they were intimidated by them themselves. So they had to trade him, I guess. I don’t know why you would trade a stud pitcher. I don’t know why it became about me. But it kind of makes me feel good that they were intimidated by me.

– Anna Benson.

Wait a minute: Who’s the “stud pitcher” in question?