“Players get suspended for violating the policy,” said Teixeira, who will be honored as Sportsman of the Year by the March of Dimes today in Manhattan. “HGH testing should continue the pursuit of perfection. We want everybody to know we want to get all drugs out of the game.”

– George A. King III, N.Y. Post.

I’m waiting for the player quote that reads like this:

“Wait, what?” said Jimbo Ballhitter when asked about MLB’s new HGH-testing policy. “I guess, ahh, I think it’s a good thing. You know, clean up the game. Hey do you have any idea how long that stuff stays in your system?”