The Miami Marlins — the team responsible for these uniforms, fish tanks in the backstop, Ozzie Guillen and Carlos Zambrano in the same clubhouse, a clean-cut Jose Reyes, the Home Run Thing, Logan Morrison’s fecal tweets, the return of the 1980s b-movie villain, and Giancarlo Cruz-Mike Stanton — deny responsibility for the following atrocity:

Now, look: The Marlins can say they have nothing to do with the production of the song, but they have everything to do with the production of the song. You can’t establish a culture like that in such a whirlwind and not expect stuff like this to follow.