Coming to the 2011 Sundance Film Festival: Three’s Company, The Drama, dir. James Franco.
Category Archives: Culture Jammin’
Rappers looking like magicians
Some of these seem like stretches, but others are very much photos of rappers looking like magicians.
Did a time traveler visit a Charlie Chaplin premiere?
I’m going to go with: No.
Yeah, it certainly looks like she’s talking on a cell phone. But how the hell would that cellphone work in 1928? I mean, I guess if you unlock the secret to time-travel you can presumably unlock the secret to phones that operate without transmitting towers or satellites, or maybe it’s a future walkie-talkie or something.
But I’m guessing we just assume this woman is talking on a cell phone because we’re now so used to seeing people holding stuff up to their ear and talking that we immediately decode that to mean “cell phone use,” when someone who watched this woman in 1928 might have offered some way more reasonable explanation — like, say, that she’s a crazy person.
Also, it seems to me that if you’re smart enough to travel in time, and then when you get there, shrewd enough to acquire clothes befitting the period, you’re probably smart enough to avoid being caught on camera with some not-yet-invented technology.
Delorean spotted right outside my office
Good work by Reader Glenn, snapping photos good enough to make me feel a little less bad that I missed this:
Also, Nike patented the self-lacing sneaker not long ago. I’ve pretty much given up hope for hoverboards by 2015, though.
Hey, look at that
25 years ago today:

Via former Jeopardy! champ Jelisa Castrodale, with a hat tip to Jonah Keri.
Also, turns out Back to the Future has a really fancy website.
Things I learned about Chad Smith today
Things I already knew about Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith:
1) He is awesome at drumming.
2) He looks exactly like Will Ferrell:

Things I learned about Chad Smith today:
1) He played on a Dixie Chicks album.
2) He has his own instrumental funk-rock band called the Bombastic Meatbats that apparently released its second album earlier this week.
‘The best idea I ever had’
Epic Rickroll
Unreadable paper, noble effort. Hat tip to Eno Sarris.
What constitutes a quote?
This brings to mind a conversation I’ve had from time to time with coworkers: Are you quoting something if you don’t mean to do so? That is, if you use a direct quote from a movie/TV series/whatever, but are just using it to mean what it says, rather than as a quote per se? Like, if I’m frustrated with my office computer (as often happens) and I exclaim “COME ON!”, am I quoting GOB in Arrested Development if my intention isn’t to quote him, but simply to express my frustration? Alternately, am I quoting him if my intent is to express my frustration, but my inflection in pronouncing “COME ON!” is influenced by the way Will Arnett said it?
– Josh, comments section.
That’s a good question, and I don’t really have an answer. I guess it’s quoting, sort of. Some sort of late-period language acquisition?
Whatever, probably just semantics. What I know for sure is that I do this all the time. Sometimes I feel like I entirely speak in vague movie and TV references — allusions, Michael! — and I use the same Arrested Development Josh mentions with some frequency, as well as a bunch of others (most notably, “her?” and the way Tony Wonder says, “it’s f***ed up”).
On this site, I often use the construction, “because hey, (something good),” which is ripped off from Jack Handy but so entrenched in my linguistic toolbox that I no longer really consider the source.
But certainly the biggest pop-culture influence on my spoken (and maybe written) language are Adam Sandler’s first two albums — They’re All Gonna Laugh at You and What the Hell Happened to Me? — which I wore out in my youth. There are countless quotes from those albums that I started using ago with the appropriate inflection, but have since become so much a part of the regular arsenal of things I say that now they just sound, even to me, like me.
The Situation’s book is going to be awesome
Vulture passes along a must-read page about dance-floor fist-pumping technique, which you should probably check out before you join Toby Hyde and me at the Village Pourhouse this evening, because that’s exactly the type of party we’re expecting.
