The Phillies’ offense is not very good

It’s true. It’s not Mets Opening Day 2010 bad or as terrible as the Phillies’ starting rotation is awesome, but it’s just nothing like the type of offense we’ve come to expect from the Mets’ division rivals.

Jimmy Rollins, coming off back-to-back seasons with a sub-90 OPS+, is the Phillies’ current third hitter. None of the three guys hitting in front of Ryan Howard got on base at even a 34% clip last year. Ben Francisco is the youngest regular in the lineup, and he’s 29. Last year their offense was just about average, and they had Jayson Werth and Chase Utley playing most days, not to mention Carlos Ruiz enjoying a BABIP-fueled career year.

The ridiculous arms are good enough that the Phillies will still win a bunch of games. But as long as Utley is out — and it’s sounding like that will be a while — they’re going to have massive holes all over their lineup. They’re still a good team, but they appear way more vulnerable now than they did the day they signed Cliff Lee.

But you probably know this already if you watched last night’s game. Cole Hamels’ embarrassing moments, though there were plenty, went pathetically undocumented on the AP wire. Here’s Cold Hamels:

 

Taco in a taco?

Despite their fans’ demand that they deep fry a taco on a stick, the Twins concession folks have taken the easy way out and brought in local vendor El Burrito Mercado and their Walk A Taco instead. In following the other Midwestern tradition of putting savory food in cones, Walk A Taco is essentially a taco salad in a crispy cone-shaped flour tortilla. It sounds delicious but also a bit dangerous. I’d wait for that thing to cool down lest you bite right into a hot molten volcano of cheese.

Rob Iracane, Big League Stew.

Iracane runs down the top 10 new concession items in baseball. Walk-a-Taco is most intriguing in my opinion, but there are a lot of promising ideas there. Stadium concessions are often out on the forefront of awesome greasy food innovation. Nothing from Citi Field hits the list, but there’s news that Nationals Park will soon have plenty delicious options familiar to Mets fans.

ALERT: Mike Piazza doing stuff

This one comes via Mets Police. It’s Mike Piazza golfing, in a foursome with Mario Lemieux, Michael Jordan and Toni Kukoc, who can’t even get mentioned in the title of the YouTube clip.

Also — and I’m really in no position to be saying anything — is it me or does Jordan have a pretty healthy gut going there? He’s probably still better at everything* than I’ll ever be at anything; I’m just sayin’s all.

*- People like to joke about how bad Jordan was at baseball. I guarantee those same people could not hit any home runs against Double-A pitching after a 13-year absence from the game.

More on the Marlins’ new ballpark

Andrew, an urban planner/architect and Mets fan in Miami, chimed in on the Marlins’ new ballpark in the comments section for yesterday’s post. It’s interesting stuff for Mets fans and general baseball fans, so I’m reposting it here. He writes:

Interesting to hear your take on the stadium Ted. I’m a New Yorker (Mets fan of course) that’s been in Miami for about 11 years; a UM grad with fond memories of the old OB; and, an urban planner/architect.

As you correctly assumed, the inception of the stadium was fraught with complaints, major tax implications, and allegations (in our corrupt city, likely true) of back-door dealings. On they plodded and a few years later we are one season from away from baseball in Little Havana. I find myself wondering how the new stadium will (or won’t) impact baseball in South Florida.

Miami is notoriously a bandwagon sports town; this isn’t a stereotype, it’s a legit description of the situation. I worked my way through college at a couple of sports bars and witnessed the ebbs and flows of the “loyal” fans as each the Marlins and Heat won their championships. I am living life in a “post-Decision” Miami, where Heat shirts and license plates are more abundant than when they signed Shaq.

Miami is a major melting pot for Latin America, Cuba, and other baseball-centric cultures and it always seemed to me that there are a tremendous amount of fans waiting for the opportunity to take part in So Fla baseball. Until now the team simply hasn’t found a way to tap the roots of the people here. The Marlins as an organization have done a great job fielding a decent team year after year (with 2 championships in its short history) despite being generally unable to afford their players as they come into their prime. However, it has never translated into a solid fan base. I hope that the new stadium will provide increased opportunities for the cultivation of loyal fans.

The current stadium, aside from being a cavernous place which was designed for football, is sited in an awkward location. Neither in the heart of Miami or Fort Lauderdale, it sits somewhere in between, with no dense population area to support it. In addition to its poor location, Sun Life has no transit access, is positioned to be heavily impacted by rush hour(s) traffic for evening games, and is a logistical nightmare. Parking is a major PITA and circulation around and near the stadium is non-existent. The current stadium is simply inaccessible for many people.

The new stadium on the other hand will sit right in the heart of little Havana (where the OB used to live), be much more central to the greater Miami area, and can be accessed a variety of ways. It will be closer to where the possible fans live, not the retirees and transplants living in Boca and northward. Hopefully this will help establish a cadre of passionate fans that come to root on their team.

While I’m sure it will be a great venue for baseball (as many of the new stadiums are), sadly it is a lurching spasm of sheet metal that pays no homage to the historic roots of its community. Despite strong efforts by local architects (and a friend of mine who spent an entire studio in architecture school studying the area and creating a much more sensitive design), the Marlins brass felt the stadium’s design had to be emblematic of the cutting edge (the worst rationale in architectural history; see every new hospital built since 2000). While the retractable roof will be a welcome addition to baseball in So Fla, surely a more contextual design would have blended better with the community. Large structured parking will face the stadium’s neighbors; they failed to utilize a proliferating trend of surrounding garages with habitable spaces (shops on the ground floors, at the least). This would have helped to enhance the adjacent streets much more than blank parking garages. I fear that the neighborhood streets will ultimately be damaged frontages as opposed to being reinvigorated by the new development. In the end the stadium was about the Marlins organization and their players, not the community.

I wish the Marlins good fortune in their new stadium, but hopefully we Mets fans continue to represent and dominant the new stadium just like we have Sun Life over the years.

Mets hurt Pedro Feliciano’s feelings, too

That’s not right that he said that’s why they let me go. I read that and it hurts because I like Dan, he’s one of my good pitching coaches. He’s saying they didn’t want to sign me because I’d blow out this year. That hurts.

Pedro Feliciano.

Aw, shucks. We — and by we I mean me — love Perpetual Pedro around here. Dude just goes about his weird incredibly specialized business. And now Dan Warthen has hurt his feelings.

Presumably his shoulder still hurts more or else he’d be pitching for the Yankees and not on the disabled list. The good news is he has $8 million over the next two years, and maybe a lesson that asking for the ball every single day isn’t necessarily the best way to secure the best contract.

What they’re building in Little Havana

The Florida Marlins’ new ballpark is right off I-95. Currently known as Miami Ballpark, it sits a few miles north of downtown Miami and about a dozen miles south of their current home, Sun Life Stadium nee Land Shark Stadium nee Dolphins Stadium nee Dolphin Stadium nee Pro Player Stadium nee Joe Robbie Stadium.

The new place is at the old Orange Bowl site, nestled into a residential neighborhood called Little Havana. One side faces 7th St, a local thoroughfare: pharmacies, gas stations, barber shops, nail salons.

The ballpark in progress is taking shape, a massive oval of glass and off-white concrete. It makes no effort toward nostalgia; parts of it look at least vaguely like a UFO, the massive supports for the retractable roof bracketing one side like some sort of fueling dock.

Around back, a chain-link fence separates the construction site from blocks and blocks of single and multi-family homes. A few — nearest the huge concrete parking garages — are boarded up or decorated with “FOR RENT” signs.

Most aren’t. The neighborhood shows all the familiar signs of people being people: Cars and bicycles, barbecues smoking on front patios, televisions glowing in windows. From a driveway, a remote control car speeds out into the street, kicking up dirt and gravel.

Six kids, ranging in age from about six to 12, play around a neon orange construction pylon separating the part of the street that’s still paved from the part that has been dug up. One boy holds an orange-painted stake, another drags some sort of thin metal bracket, scraping and rattling against the pavement. Up against the fence, construction junk deemed unworthy for play sits on a pile of rubble, alongside, for some reason, abandoned shoes.

By my count, there are 11 old shoes strewn among the detritus — only four total that are paired. Two pairs of shoes and seven strays. They are of all sorts and sizes: sneakers, pumps, loafers, sandals, Crocs.

A few blocks away, Morro Castle serves delicious Fritas Cubanas – a Cuban-style seasoned hamburger buried in crisp shoestring potatoes. The waitress speaks only Spanish, communicating with some customers (including this one) in a universal language of finger-points, gestures and smiles. A couple of teenagers in Miami Heat t-shirts rattle off their orders in Spanish, then converse in English.

Many baseball fans seem convinced that Major League Baseball just won’t work in South Florida. We say the Marlins have “no fans,” even though the Marlins – like all teams – decidedly do have fans. “No fans” is a quick way of saying they can’t boast a fanbase the size of the Mets’ or Yankees’ or Phillies’ or Red Sox’, but sit in the crowd at Sun Life and you’ll hear plenty passionate cheers and jeers, celebrating Hanley Ramirez for his hitting or excoriating him for his defense.

The current stadium is among baseball’s worst. A bland, mid-80s construction, it is surrounded by parking lots, far from the city, among expanses of strip malls. Its dimensions and sightlines are clearly built for football; many seats do not properly face the action. It can boast decent wings and an arepa stand. They play baseball there so the place cannot be unpleasant, but it adds little to the experience.

I’ve hardly been following the particulars of the new ballpark’s construction, but I assume it came with all the inevitable complaints, counter-complaints, ill will and taxes. I can’t say what the park means to the people of Miami and in the neighborhood or what it’ll do to traffic and local business. But it’s hard to imagine the upgrade won’t ultimately be good for the team.

The Marlins have a great (if relatively short) history, good players locked up under team control for a long time, and a front office that appears to know what it’s doing. They play in a big market where baseball is popular. Next year, they’ll have a new baseball-only ballpark in a residential neighborhood way closer to the city’s center.

Of course, owner Jeffrey Loria has been accused of pocketing revenue-sharing money and misleading the public about the team’s funds. But if a new stream of cash from ticket sales and advertising can increase the Marlins’ operating budget, they will become more competitive financially with the heavyweights in their division.

That might not sound pleasant to Mets fans, but it’s probably a good thing in the long run. Better stadiums make for better road trips, and better competition makes for better games.