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But seriously: How important is this game?
Because of the playoff structure, a wild-card team would have a treacherous road to reach the Super Bowl. There is no dominant team in the A.F.C., but there are five or six very good ones. If we assume a 40 percent chance of winning any road playoff game, the loser of Monday night’s battle may have to win three straight road games to earn a trip to Cowboys Stadium for the Super Bowl; the odds of winning three such games would fall below 7 percent. The winner, if it secures the No. 1 seed, will have to win just two home games. By those odds, that team would have a 36 percent chance of going to the Super Bowl. The winner would need only to hold serve — survive and advance, so to speak — while the loser would have to scratch, claw and pray for good bounces to dig out of a hole.
I should note that on Monday, Tom Boorstein suggested I figure out exactly the same thing for a TedQuarters post, and it was only while trying to put it together today that I found Stuart had beat me to the punch.
His odds are probably a little off because they assume that the winner of the Jets-Patriots contest will go on to win the division, and that’s hardly written in stone. The winner will be 10-2 and the loser 9-3, so the former could easily go 2-2 to finish the year and see the loser win out.
Incidentally, the Jets and Patriots have rather similar schedules for the rest of the season. Both teams will play the Bears, Dolphins and Bills. The Jets face the 8-3 Steelers in Week 15, while the Pats play the 7-4 Packers.
The Patriots probably have a slight edge in ease of schedule since the Jets’ two toughest remaining games — at Chicago and at Pittsburgh — come on the road. The Patriots will also travel to face the Bears, but they will host their contests with Miami and Green Bay.
But then, as Brian Bassett and I discussed on Monday, the Jets seem to play their best on the road, and have lost twice coming out of the bye week under Rex Ryan. That’s probably small-sample size randomness, but there’s at least some case to be made that the top seed isn’t as valuable to them as it might be to other teams. Of course, I don’t personally buy that and I don’t imagine Rex Ryan or many of the Jets would either. You pretty much always want the week off after 17 weeks of football.
So no surprises here, really: This game is very important. Stuart’s post charts the 17 times two teams with records of 9-2 or better have faced each other this late in the season. Ten of them featured the eventual Super Bowl winner, and 12 times the winner of the regular season game went on to play in the Super Bowl.
Tom Brady looks like a partially melted Ken doll
Let’s face it: Tom Brady’s pinpoint accuracy and Mark Sanchez’s uncanny last-minute exploits matter only for fleeting broadcast segments each week when the helmets are on. When the ‘dos are out parading the rest of the time, these two men compete directly, head on, for the unofficial title of GQ QB of the Year.
You don’t think this matters to them? Hah.
– Filip Bondy, N.Y. Daily News.
This isn’t even a contest. Anyone who thinks Tom Brady is a more handsome quarterback than Mark Sanchez is a philistine. Tom Brady is some weird exaggeration of a good-looking guy, with all the prototypical hot-guy features amplified to the point of vulgarity.
Mark Sanchez is beautiful. Look at this man. Ladies, he cares about your hearts!
#BlameTheAlmighty
I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…
– Bills reciever Stevie Johnson, via Twitter.
You’ve probably seen Johnson’s postgame Tweet by now and have read all about how he lashed out at higher powers after a dropped touchdown pass. And odds are you enjoyed a good chuckle.
Twitter is a strange and funny place. Reporters use it to break news, some people try to convey reasonably complex opinions in 140 characters, and some — this guy, say — mostly use it to make jokes and solicit restaurant recommendations.
But most people — or maybe just most people I follow — seem to use it primarily as some sort of emotional sounding board, sort of an open IM to the world of their instantaneous reactions to the news the reporters just broke or whatever just happened on their TVs. And 140 characters are plenty for that.
And with more and more athletes signing on to Twitter, fans (and journalists, for that matter) gain a type of access to players that I’m not sure ever before existed. We are presented emotion unfiltered by newspapers and the postgame cliche fomalities, and insight into players’ lives outside their sport. A few feeds are obviously operated by publicists. Of the others, some turn out to be interesting. Others not so much.
Regardless, as I learn more about a player — even if it’s just the way he consciously chooses to portray himself to the world — I find that a funny thing happens: I feel like I actually know them, and because when push comes to shove I generally like the people I know, I start rooting for them in a different way than I would a guy whom I’d just seen in a few boring postgame interviews or read quotes from in a newspaper.
C.J. Wilson comes out to start a World Series game, I don’t just think, “hey here’s a lefty who converted from reliever to starter and had a pretty good season,” I think, “oh hey, it’s @str8edgeracer! I have a pretty decent sense of what this dude’s about, and even though we don’t have a ton of overlapping interests outside of baseball, I hope he succeeds because he seems like a decent dude.” Except I don’t really think it out in words like that; that would be weird.
I know now that Mark Sanchez, Dustin Keller and Nick Mangold like to rip on each other, and that Keller and especially Mangold make plenty of time to interact with fans (Sanchez, presumably, is busy eating Taco Bell, and that’s cool too). I know that Marlins first baseman Logan Morrison is a legitimately hilarious dude, and that Blue Jays outfielder Travis Snider — a man of my own heart — uses the handle @lunchboxhero45 and almost exclusively Tweets about food.
And now I know that Stevie Johnson is a bit of a bugout, prone to meet adversity with overreaction and vaguely existential meltdowns. I know people like that. And hey, we’re all human — his outburst only makes me like him more. Hell, I’ve spent plenty of time myself irrationally wondering if I were being punished for something. I feel you, Stevie Johnson.
So I fear that when the public at large reacts the way it did to Johnson’s freakout — ranging from mockery to sanctimony, but an undoubtedly loud response — we risk forcing athletes to become as guarded in this forum as they are in others. That’s a shame, because candid ballplayers interacting with fans in a public forum benefits all parties involved.
And look: I realize that Johnson’s outburst is indeed funny, and that the public overreacting to, well, public overreaction is pretty much inevitable, so I’m pretty much tilting at windmills here. Plus obviously an absurd tirade is a very different use of Twitter than Sanchez and Keller trading embarrassing photos, and that an athlete using the site responsibly will face no criticism.
I just worry that as more teams’ brass and media-relations types see the response to Johnson’s meltdown, “responsibly” will come to mean “blandly.” And that stinks, because I really like hearing about all the ridiculous things Travis Snider is eating.
Obvious candidate for Awesome Fund
University of Alabama: You’re doing it wrong. You absolutely do not fire a part-time staffer for pumping “Take the Money and Run” through the stadium while Cam Newton and Auburn warm up. You promote that man, because he is awesome. Amazing work of large-scale trolling. Also, “Son of a Preacher Man” is just a really good song.
Recapping Jets-Bengals with Brian Bassett
Previewing Jets-Bengals with Brian Bassett
A little O-Line love
This Sports Illustrated article is a bit outdated now — especially since the Jets’ offensive line played its worst game of the season on Sunday — but it’s a nice feature on Gang Green’s front five and their predictable ability to run up tabs at steakhouses. As a former offensive lineman (and coach) I figured I’d pass it along, since it’s not often the O-Line gets feature articles.
The NFL’s rampant ethnocentrism problem
Recapping Giants-Eagles with John Fennelly
Forgot to post this yesterday: