I ask, the Internet provides

Since I got off to a late start today, I asked you, the people of the Internet, to send forth awesome stuff from your domain, the Internet. And lo, you did.

This comes from our man @OGDougKopf. It’s from Mexico. If that were a regular bullet I probably wouldn’t have posted it here, but from the looks of it and the gun I’m guessing it’s one of those non-lethal bean-bag rounds, which can also do a hell of a lot of damage. But nothing a seasoned luchador can’t shoulder:

Heroic work

So this’ll be the second time I’ve linked to my actual real-life friends at DasBrodeo.com in the span of a few days, but if they keep doing heroic work like this they leave me no other choice. This time, backyard barbecue innovator Scott grew tired of choosing between hamburgers and hot dogs and decided to combine the two. Oh and he added cheddar and jalapeno, because he’s like that. It’s almost as if there are damn good reasons I hang out with these people:

This exists

The question, I suppose, is: Why? Hat tip to the Common Man:

This Mets toaster is available via the Kitchen shop at ESPN.com, which also exists.

Please don’t buy me this, people who read this blog and actually know me. First off, it’s ridiculous. Second, I’m a toaster-oven guy all the way. I know it takes slightly longer to make toast but it’s just a much more versatile appliance.

I was in Williams-Sonoma not long ago and someone tried to sell me “the world’s first toaster with a viewing window” for like $300. Sure enough, it was a toaster with glass sides so you could watch as your bread becomes toast. That’s a process I’m willing to take on faith. Plus, my toaster oven totally has a viewing window and cost way less than $300.