Just look at him:
Why would you ever doubt Mark Sanchez?
It’s Sanchez or it’s GTFO.
Huge hat tip to @DerpyMets and Animal New York for pointing me to this cavalcade of blimps that flew over Manhattan yesterday. So mad I missed this.

The only thing cooler would be if they fought somehow, preferably bumper-car style.
Via Boing Boing comes 9-eyes.com, where artist Jon Rafman compiles the best pictures from Google Maps’ street view. They’re spectacular.

In case you somehow missed it, Roger Clemens signed a deal with the Sugar Land Skeeters of the independent Atlantic League for some stupid reason. He will pitch Saturday night against Bridgeport and hopefully get rocked.
Mike Piazza forever.

If you somehow missed it, Tim Tebow was the subject of this week’s GQ cover story, featuring some pictures he apparently posed for several years ago.
They’re kind of mesmerizing, but as far as this site is concerned it’s Mark Sanchez or GTFO. I’m fine with Tebow looking handsome and smiling earnestly and hypnotizing beat writers if the Jets use him appropriately, but he’s yet to make clear his stance on Taco Bell and I don’t think he even owns a boat phone.
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I’ve added two photos to the Embarrassing Photos of Cole Hamels archive, so you might want to check them out. I did not include this one because it’s just not overwhelmingly embarrassing and I have standard to maintain, but it’s worth noting that Cole Hamels’ charitable gift to this elementary school apparently included an awesome new playground and garden as well as a giant mural of Cole Hamels:

The mural and the “I helped the Greater Good” slogan on Hamels’ t-shirt make the photo seem rather ominous, like it’s from a dystopian future ruled by Cole Hamels.
I’d try to force in something about America here but this actually looks pretty useful. Now you won’t have to stay anchored to a table at parties so you have somewhere to set your drink down while you’re eating. OK, I guess that’s about America. Whatever. Via Gothamist:

Jay Chandrasekhar was the director and star of Super Troopers, Club Dread and Beerfest and director of a couple episodes of Arrested Development. J.J. Hardy is the Orioles’ shortstop who hits a lot of home runs and never swings at the first pitch. This seems like it can only bode well for humanity.
https://twitter.com/jaychandrasekha/status/230644721452732416