In case I haven’t been clear

If you somehow missed it, Tim Tebow was the subject of this week’s GQ cover story, featuring some pictures he apparently posed for several years ago.

They’re kind of mesmerizing, but as far as this site is concerned it’s Mark Sanchez or GTFO. I’m fine with Tebow looking handsome and smiling earnestly and hypnotizing beat writers if the Jets use him appropriately, but he’s yet to make clear his stance on Taco Bell and I don’t think he even owns a boat phone.

New embarrassing photos of Cole Hamels uncovered

I’ve added two photos to the Embarrassing Photos of Cole Hamels archive, so you might want to check them out. I did not include this one because it’s just not overwhelmingly embarrassing and I have standard to maintain, but it’s worth noting that Cole Hamels’ charitable gift to this elementary school apparently included an awesome new playground and garden as well as a giant mural of Cole Hamels:

The mural and the “I helped the Greater Good” slogan on Hamels’ t-shirt make the photo seem rather ominous, like it’s from a dystopian future ruled by Cole Hamels.