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Remember earlier this season, when we were writing off the now first-place Giants and the now tied-for-first-place Jets?
Oh!
Remember yesterday, when the Jets handily beat down the upstart Bills and the Giants ended stupid Tom Brady and the stupid Patriots’ stupid home winning streak?
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Previewing Jets-Bills with Brian Bassett
Brian’s right. Buffalo wings are adequately rated.
Next, Adam Sandler gets to be the Jets’ offensive coordinator
The brash-talking Jets coach plays, of all things, a New England Patriots fan in an upcoming movie starring Adam Sandler. NFL Network’s Rich Eisen revealed the news on his Thursday podcast that featured Sandler.
Ryan plays a Boston lawyer in “I Hate You, Dad,” which was filmed in Massachusetts last summer.
– Manish Mehta, N.Y. Daily News.
Pretty much everything both Rex Ryan and Adam Sandler do these days prompts a hell of a lot of snark, but I’ll tell you this much: I’m going to see the hell out of this movie.
Jack and Jill looks awful, as did I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry and Grown Ups. But as far as I’m concerned, Adam Sandler can do whatever he wants.
I learned so much about what I think is funny from Sandler’s first two comedy albums, “They’re All Gonna Laugh at You” and “What the Hell Happened to Me?”. If I never encountered those tapes as a teenager, I imagine you’d be reading a very, very different website right now — or maybe not reading it at all. If this site entertains you, you owe something to Adam Sandler.
Very, very few comedians remain funny and relevant for any extended period of time. There are a lot of reasons why, none I’m too eager to hash out here. But obviously everyone knows Sandler’s goofy shtick now and he has drifted toward self-parody, so it’s easy to take shots at him.
I can’t because I still like him too much. I actually think it’s kind of sad, in a nostalgic sort of way, that people see Adam Sandler now as the guy doing silly things in (presumably) awful movies like Jack and Jill instead of the guy doing silly things in hysterical movies like Billy Madison.
And I imagine there will be enough easy chuckles in I Hate You, Dad for me to get through it in support of Rex Ryan’s acting career.
Not looking forward to the inevitable “Rex Ryan should spend less time making Adam Sandler movies and more time studying film” columns though. How dare he do anything else!
Language not nearly safe for work:
Kris Jenkins takes on the haters
He was ready for it, but it’s still sort of terrifying to IRL troll a giant, giant man.
Jets and Giants opponent previews
Check ’em out. First the Patriots:
And the Bills:
Jets at the break with Brian Bassett
More of the rapid-fire style established with Belth a couple weeks ago.
Darrelle Revis: Still awesome
Yet signal-callers are on pace to throw his way slightly more than last year, when they took just over four shots per game at him. The increase comes despite the fact that Revis has allowed an unheard-of 2.9 quarterback rating—by far the best in the NFL—when passers throw into his coverage zone, according to analysis site Pro Football Focus.
By comparison, his performance this year is dwarfing that of his 2009 season, when he was a runner-up for Defensive Player of the Year and led the league by allowing just a 32.3 quarterback rating. Through seven games, in which he’s recorded four interceptions and allowed just 11 catches for 193 yards, he’s on pace for a career-high interception total and a career low in completions given up, according to Stats LLC.
– Chris Herring, Wall Street Journal.
Via SNY Why Guys.
Bye bye bye
Teams coming off a bye have been horrible this season. Three wins and nines losses to this point. All the time off actually hurts the players, especially since training camps were so condensed. Right now, players don’t need more rest; they need to keep improving on their fundamentals. The lack of practice time makes it hard to get players in game shape with great pad level and explosion. Four days off makes it even harder to regenerate what was gained from the start of the season. I’d be worried if my team was now entering a bye week.
I’ve seen this factoid mentioned a number of times in relation to the Jets already, but something about it didn’t smell right. Mostly: 3-9. A 12-game sample in this case doesn’t seem like enough to indicate anything.
As it turns out, the 12 teams who have had bye weeks so far are a combined 28-43 for the season. And while that’s still a better rate than 3-9, it makes the 3-9 stat look a lot less glaring, no?
Of course, one could argue that if the bye week is actually hurting NFL teams this year, the games played after a bye week shouldn’t be counted against the 12 teams in question. Still, if you take those three wins and nine losses out of their records, they’re a combined 25-34.
Think of it in terms of baseball, where we’re better at identifying randomness: If a 25-34 team went on a 3-9 stretch, would that seem at all notable?
Perhaps some of the factors Lombardi lists are negatively impacting NFL teams on bye weeks. But they’re also undoubtedly benefiting from the rest and the extra time allowing players to return from injuries. I would not hold the Jets’ bye week in Week 8 against their chances in Week 9.
Recapping Jets-Chargers with Brian Bassett
We’ve gone to plaid.

