Even Lenny Dykstra trying to distance himself from Charlie Sheen

Lenny Dykstra’s lawyers are denying that Charlie Sheen bailed the former Phillie out of jail after his arrest for bankruptcy fraud. Dykstra is also being investigated for soliciting a naked massage from a woman applying to be his housekeeper, which is fishy to begin with because there’s just no way a man in such dire financial straits should be hiring a housekeeper. Via BTF.

Hey Rube

Over at the always-enjoyable Not Just a Mets Blog, Cory Abbey finds a particularly awesome and baseball-themed Wikipedia page. Not only did Rube Waddell once pitch both ends of a 22-inning doubleheader so he could enjoy a weekend fishing trip (most baseball-in-1900iest thing that’s ever happened?), he often left games to chase fire engines and played football for Connie Mack in Elmira in part because Elmira had one of the country’s leading manufacturers of fire engines. It’s an extensive and fascinating Wikipedia entry.