The Fightins, the only Phillies blog as dedicated as I am to Embarrassing Photos of Cole Hamels, posted a rather revealing shot of Mr. Hamels last night. Be warned: It’s a little unsafe-for-work. I mean it’s something we all have and it’s not X-rated, it’s more like R-rated, and… oh, it’s his ass. Go check out Cole Hamels’ naked ass. I’ve updated the archive with a link.

That’s right, a robot. Bah. I’ve seen machines that can throw strikes before, specifically at just about every batting cage*. Call me when someone makes a robot that can hit.

Also, almost no chance the robot doesn’t get booed and/or vomited on.

*- But not every single batting cage. Hitting in a batting cage happens to be one of my very favorite activities so I’ve been to quite a few, and sometimes they’re just all over the place. One time at a place in Westchester I actually got beaned.

Anthony Castrovince at MLB.com provides the full list of at-bat music for the Indians. Travis Hafner has four songs and they are all by Rammstein. Via BBTF.

The Twins’ promos team puts Jim Thome in flannel and an awesome fake mustache and gives him a blue ox. Your move, Mike and Brett.