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James Franco can teach you about James Franco
Sidd passes along the news that James Franco will be teaching a class called “Editing James Franco… with James Franco.” The idea is that students have to edit together a 30-minute documentary about James Franco using footage of James Franco provided by James Franco. But then the classes are also being taped to be used in the documentary so the final product is not just a documentary about James Franco but a documentary about James Franco teaching people to make a documentary about James Franco. Crazy meta.
Sorry if you had plans for your next two hours
Hoopism presents a visualization — with linked video — of every dunk in the NBA slam-dunk contest since 1984. If only there was a way to sort by Dominique Wilkins, it’d have to be considered the greatest thing ever.
Matthew Callan on the Wilpons
This is very similar to what I’d write if I had the urge to write more about the Wilpons’ situation, only better. Worth the read. Much better, better-researched and more informed than the takes I’ve seen in most of the local papers.
Shawn Green’s house available at massive discount
You can buy Shawn Green’s house for only $10.9 million, nearly $7 million off the original asking price. Also, I’m pretty sure my entire house could fit into Shawn Green’s kitchen. But then I may have better range in the outfield at this point.
Some more about this
I don’t want to seem like I’m willfully ignoring this story, so here’s a link to a Times article about the Wilpons’ prior investments with fraudulent businesses.
I was on the conference call on Friday and it bored me near to tears. I hardly know what most of this stuff means, but it does seem like the particular case is perhaps a bit too nuanced for most of those covering and reacting to it to grasp (I don’t mean the Times piece, I mean columns like this one).
And I fear that trying my best to clear things up will either a) make it seem like I’m defending the Wilpons on account of my paycheck, which I’m not interested in doing or b) expose my ignorance of nearly everything pertaining to business and investments.
Wilpons exploring adding a partner
I caused a minor Twitter meltdown this morning by teasing this news, which I probably shouldn’t have done. Anyway, no idea if or how this affects the team on the field, since the Wilpons will retain majority control. The press release says it’s being done “to address the air of uncertainty created by” the lawsuit against them by the trustee in the Madoff bankruptcy.
Brief interviews with hideous football players
Our man David Roth at the Awl channels David Foster Wallace to catch up with some of the NFL’s most interesting men. The whole thing is funny but the Jeremy Shockey section is what killed me.
The Baseball Player Name Hall of Fame
Nice work by Jon Bois at SBNation.com rifling through the baseball-reference archives for the funniest names. He’s got my personal favorite — Bris Robotham Lord, the Human Eyeball — but he left out Buzz McWeeny. Also, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that Emma Span’s been unearthing great baseball player names for years, at Bronx Banter and elsewhere.
ALERT: Shaq wears Bruins goalie mask
Terrifying.