L Millz be available

The Pirates will non-tender rapper-outfielder Lastings Milledge. His career has not gone the way we — I — hoped it would. He doesn’t hit well enough to be a corner outfielder or defend well enough to be a center fielder. He’s still just 25 though, so someone will take a flyer on him. Probably won’t be the Mets.

Ron Artest awesome

Ron Artest pranks a Rockets’ post-game show. He also a) is a Mets fan who raps about Jason Bay and b) hosted a “Fcuk LeBron party,” not to mention his own championship parade in Queensbridge to celebrate his NBA title with the Lakers. FWIW, I pranked WFAN once about seven years ago when I was very bored. Made it on the air and got my joke in, which prompted an apology to the listeners from the host. I thought it was Adam Schein but he doesn’t remember it.

CHONE out

Sean Smith of baseballprojection.com will not be updating his Chone projections or WAR pages this offseason because he has taken a job with a team. Good for him and for more nerds making headway in baseball, bad for those of us who wanted to see the projections. Where’s he going and what will he be doing there? “I can’t tell you which team, and I can’t tell you what I’m working on, so please don’t ask.”