For once, a kid fleeces a card shop and everyone complains

Back in 1990, in a baseball card shop just a few Chicago suburbs over from where I grew up, a 13-year-old named Bryan Wrzesinski bought one of the iconic 1968 Nolan Ryan/Jerry Koosman Topps rookies for $12.

Twelve bucks was a whopping sum for us early teen types back then, but Wrzesinski knew it was a wise investment and couldn’t get his wallet out fast enough. The card was normally valued at $1,200, but a card shop worker who didn’t know very much about baseball cards put a decimal point in a spot where there shouldn’t have been one when pricing it.

‘Duk, Big League Stew.

‘Duk does a great job recapping a story from 1990 that I entirely missed at the time, despite being in the prime of my baseball-card collecting career. Turns out Chicago-area human interest stories didn’t really get to Long Island back before anyone knew about the Internet.

Anyway, it’s a good one and worth a read. I mention it here for a couple reasons:

1) I have the card in question. Inherited it from my brother. Sadly, it’s not worth $1,200 or whatever it should be worth now because there’s a pinhole in Jerry Koosman’s head. No idea how that happened, but it has been there as long as I’ve known the card. We didn’t do nearly enough to protect the condition of our baseball cards back in the day.

Luckily, I guess, it doesn’t really matter since I have no intention of ever selling off my baseball cards anyway. They’ll stay in storage at my parents’ house where they belong.

2) My brother and I pulled a pretty similar stunt, only on a much smaller scale. Our parents dragged us to an antique shop upstate once, and we found the lady in the store selling her son’s old cards based on a price guide from 1979. I don’t think anything we bought back then is really worth all that much now, but we stocked up, thinking we were savvy as all get-out for taking advantage of an old woman.

Time to look elsewhere?

MLB source hears #twins have offered OF Aaron Hicks (1st rnd, 08, 900 minor lg OPS) and top C prospect Wilson Ramos for C.Lee.

Jeff Fletcher of AOL Fanhouse, per Twitter.

By rule, I’m skeptical about all trade rumors. But if there’s any truth to this report, you can probably forget about Lee joining the Mets.

Going by Baseball America‘s preseason ranking, the Mets don’t have a prospect in their system as promising as Hicks, who ranked #19 overall. The Mets’ top guy on that list, Jenrry Mejia, ranked #56 — only two spots ahead of Ramos, who has been reported as the object of the Mariners’ affection in talks with the Twins.

The Mets could certainly match or better that deal if it came down to it, but the cost is probably too high for a rental player. And a negotiating window for Lee, as I’ve discussed, should not be considered added value to any deal for the pitcher.

Papelbon fails and we all get tacos

Huge hat tip to Ted Burke for pointing me to this clip. When the Rockies score seven or more runs, Denver-area Taco Bells sell four tacos for $1 with the purchase of a small drink.

So in this video, Jason Giambi not only wins the game in walk-off fashion for the Rockies, he also defeats the intolerable Jonathan Papelbon and secures discounted tacos for everyone in the Denver area. Straight heroism.

Plus, look at the score box graphic around the 22-second mark. Dancing tacos. That’s awesome.

Phillies-related lawsuits just keep piling up

From the people who brought you sex-for-tickets and intentionally-vomiting-on-children comes this much more reasonable-seeming legal proceeding, against the Phillie Phanatic.

A 75-year-old woman is suing the mascot for injuring her arthritic knees when he climbed over her at a Reading Phillies game.

First of all, I’d like to point out that clearly “Reading Phillies” is an oxymoron. And I know it’s not pronounced like that.

Second, the Philly Inquirer article linked above lists the Phanatic as a “bird-anteater hybrid.” A) Who knew? B) It looks nothing like a bird, and the resemblance to an anteater is tenuous at best. It just looks like some big stupid green thing.

I hope this lady wins and the Phanatic loses his shirt, mostly because I want to see him running around without his jersey on, but also partly because screw the Phillie Phanatic for climbing all over a 75-year-old woman. The Phillie Phanatic is a menace who deserves to be punished. You don’t see Mr. Met getting all handsy.

I do have a bit of contention with the woman’s lawyer, though. It seems like he might be on a single-minded campaign against mascots, for some stupid reason.

“[The Reading Phillies’] mascot is Screwball, and it’s like he’s on Valium,” Speicher said. “They say Screwball has the energy of Perry Como.”

Ahh, why do you have to take potshots at Screwball when your case is against the Phanatic, dude? Screwball has really been working to fight his prescription drug habit, and I’m sure the last thing he needs is some big-shot big-city lawyer taking swipes at his reputation.

Speicher better watch out or he’ll feel the wrath of a hot-dog cannon from point-blank range.

I’ve got a friend named Lee, he cast a spell, a spell on me…

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee! We’re talking f@#$in’ Lee!

– Tenacious D/SNY.tv the last three days.

Has SNY.tv offered four takes on Cliff Lee in the last three days? Yes. You might say it’s a hot topic around these parts. And maybe that’s my fault and we shouldn’t be running so many columns about the same topic, but whatever. It’s on my mind too.

Check out Howard Megdal, Dan Graziano and Sam Borden on the pitcher, making a variety of reasonable points.

But the point I want to reiterate — one I touched upon earlier this week but failed to drive home, I think — comes in Mike Salfino’s take. He writes:

Madden says the Mets “would be well-advised not to make a trade for him unless they can sign him.”

Signing Lee long-term is a minus to the deal, not a plus. If the Mets’ resources were limitless, this would not matter. But overpaying Lee badly down the road, again the likely outcome, will hamstring future pennant pursuits.

Those negotiating windows are not what they’re cracked up to be. It’s not like the Mets are going to get the exclusive negotiating window and be able to sign Lee for far less than what he’ll get on the open market. Everyone involved — and most importantly, Lee’s agent — is smarter than that. A team that trades for Lee with a negotiating window will still have to sign him for a deal similar to the one he’s likely to get in free agency. And since Lee is one of the best pitchers in baseball right now, that’s going to be huge.

Reader and commenter Chris M made a great point via email about this. He argued that the Mets will inevitably pursue an ace — with the “ace” label — this offseason, so they might as well sign Lee if they can snag him. They’re not going to find anyone better on the free-agent market, he pointed out, and they’d have to give up even more young players to trade for anyone else.

But that seems a bit fatalistic to me. That’s just urging the Mets to do the least-dumb thing, since Lee is legitimately awesome and will probably provide at least a reasonable return on his contract for the first couple of years.

To me, the team should worry less about labels and more about putting the best team it can on the field for now and the foreseeable future. I don’t see how offering a long-term deal to Lee assures that. As Salfino points out, it seems more likely to hinder it down the road.

If you look, you will be hard-pressed to find a World Series winner that didn’t have a pitcher who could reasonably be called an ace. So it’s easy to argue, “Well, all World Series winners have aces, so the Mets must make sure they have an ace.”

Only it doesn’t really work like that. Pitching is a fickle thing, difficult to predict. And one ace, no matter how good, will only get you so far. You need to secure as many good pitchers as you can and hope that one performs like an ace instead of overpaying one with a recent history of ace-like performance and assuming he’ll continue it.

The Lenny Dykstra saga continues

So I needed to do anything I could to protect my job, take care of my family. Do you have any idea how much money was at stake? Do you?… Real money, bro, there’s no way you can’t do everything and anything you can to maximize that.

Lenny Dykstra on steroids.

As Michael O’Keefe and Andy Martino point out in the linked piece, the revelation that Lenny Dykstra took steroids isn’t exactly breaking news. Randall Lane’s new book puts it in context with Dykstra’s personality and provides more evidence that Dykstra uses the word “bro” in about every other sentence, but Dykstra was named in the Mitchell Report.

I like this quote, though, because of the way it speaks to Dykstra’s motivations, and I assume the moviations of many of baseball’s steroid users. Major League Baseball is a massively competitive undertaking and its players are massively competitive people. Many of them were (and many probably still are) willing to jeopardize their longterm health for an additional edge, or, once steroids became pervasive, to be on even footing with their juiced-up brethren.

I wrote this about Dykstra last July:

Look at Lenny Dykstra. He’s a punchline now, filing for Chapter 11 after all that posturing about his financial wizardry. But the things that endeared Nails to the fans — that grit and hustle and desire that so many are looking for and that no one ever doubted in Dykstra — are likely the same qualities that prompted his downfall. Maybe Dykstra couldn’t stop competing, so he thrashed and flailed to stay afloat and took out loans all over town.

Is it a coincidence that, according to Moneyball, Billy Beane called Dykstra “perfectly designed, emotionally” for baseball? Probably. Is it a coincidence that Dykstra was named in the Mitchell Report?

Probably not. I don’t know the guy, and I’m certainly not here to say all steroid users are just like Dykstra, but no one stumbles backwards into the Major Leagues. It takes a ton of work, and anybody who completes that work has to be seriously driven.

It’s sad, really. Everything you read about Dykstra’s career in finance essentially tells of a narrow-minded man striving desperately to get ahead. When Dykstra did everything in his power to win on the baseball field, we celebrated it. He was one of the great dirty-uniform guys in Mets’ history. When Dykstra did everything in his power to win off the baseball field, it was tragic and pathetic. Probably not the type of reward he was used to for his mindset.

Did the offense go away?

The end of Major League Baseball’s performance-enhancing drugs era is causing 1960s flashbacks.

With the baseball season almost halfway complete, 23 major- league starting pitchers with at least 10 appearances have earned run averages below 3.00. In comparison, there were 12 in 1998, when Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa’s season-long home-run duel marked the era of steroid use in the sport.

Mason Levinson, Bloomberg.com.

There’s been a ton of talk this season about how offense is down and how it’s “the Year of the Pitcher” and everything else. A lot of that has to do with the perfect games and no-hitters, but others have pointed to a league-wide decline in offense prompted by the end of the so-called Steroid Era.

I’m not buying it. But we have graphs to help us visualize data a little better, so I plotted out the league-average runs per game (per team) since 1980. It looks like this:

So yeah, runs are down a little this year. It’s important to note, though, that we’re only dealing with half a season worth of data for 2010, and that offense tends to pick up in the summer months as the weather heats up and balls carry more.

Plus, there’s a lot of noise here, enough so that a fluctuation of .15 runs per game really doesn’t seem all that strange.

Total runs are definitely down from the 5+ run years in 1999 and 2000, but they haven’t really been steadily decreasing since 2002. And baseball implemented tougher performance-enhancing drug testing in 2004.

And for all the talk that the steroid era prompted the offensive explosion of the late 90s and early aughts, it sure looks to me as if the big change came around 1993, when baseball expanded to Miami and (whoa, nelly) Colorado.

Did players happen to start juicing that same year, or did the watered down talent pool lead to more runs? Or is it a little from Column A, a little from Column B? And how much impact did Camden Yards (opened in 1992) and all the hitter-friendly parks that followed have?

Maybe the “Year of the Pitcher” in 2010 does have something to do with all the talented young pitchers that have entered the league. Or maybe it has to do with a few new pitcher-friendly parks, early-season weather, the recent emphasis on run prevention and random fluctuation.

Rob Neyer wrote about the same subject today and called it “a puzzle” that no one “has come close to putting together.”

But I wonder if there’s really one solution to be found, one distinct way to solve the puzzle. Neyer cites the interesting uptick in strikeouts this season, which is certainly interesting. Could that be due to better scouting thanks to better technologies? More thorough understandings of hitter tendencies? Or could it be the residual effect of years of work by people like Neyer himself to destigmatize the strikeout for hitters?

I’ve got nothing. All I know is that baseball is in constant flux, and strange and random things happen all the time. We’re still not even halfway through the season. I’m not ready to call this anything yet.

Pascucci gone off

It is a testament, I guess, to the Mets’ improved roster management that there’s really no place for Val Pascucci on the 2010 team. For once, they are not devoting a roster spot to a useless bench player that could easily be upgraded with a Quadruple-A masher like Boss. Even though Alex Cora is eminently replaceable, he can at least sort of play the middle infield and so is way more valuable to his club than Marlon Anderson was back in 2008.

But Pascucci soldiers on in Triple-A regardless. And what a show he’s giving the people of Buffalo.

Pascucci has 10 hits in his last 30 at-bats. Nine of them have been for extra bases. Six have been home runs. Over the stretch, he’s slashing .333/.412/.1.033. For the season, he has a .934 OPS. For his six-year Triple-A career, he’s at .907.

Quad-A mashers like Pascucci, and hell, all so-called “organizational” players fascinate me. Are they just ignorant of all the indicators that they’ll never have a Major League career, or do they persevere in spite of them? Does Val Pascucci love playing baseball enough to put up with the crappy accommodations and poor pay that come with the level, or does he shoulder them hoping he’ll finally get a shot, something a little longer than his ill-fated 62-at-bat cameo in 2004?

Who knows? Maybe Pascucci simply loves hitting home runs, and is just thrilled people keep paying him to do so. What a stud.

Oh, and Jesus Feliciano has two three-hit nights in the Major Leagues. No one can take those away from him, even if he’ll likely be the odd man out when Carlos Beltran returns. That’s kinda awesome.

Albert Pujols has no time for your pitiful exhibition

Pujols, who is almost certain to be voted in as the National League All-Star first baseman when the results are announced on Sunday,  said, “I don’t care if (Major League Baseball) asks.

“I did it three times (including last year in St. Louis) and I enjoyed it. I don’t feel like I want to do it this year.”

Pujols, an eight-time All Star so far, said he didn’t get fatigued participating in the Home Run Derby despite the many swings and several hours that are devoted to it.

“Doing the Home Run Derby doesn’t wear anybody out,” he said. “It didn’t wear me out.

“That’s just putting out an excuse.”

Rick Hummel, STLToday.com.

Weird article. So Albert Pujols doesn’t want to participate in the home-run derby, but it’s not because he fears it will tire him out or mess with his swing. He just doesn’t feel like it.

And you know what? I’m not here to doubt Albert Pujols. Being that awesome must be taxing, and baseball players just don’t get many days off. Maybe he would just appreciate an extra day of rest even if the derby wouldn’t tire him any further.

It’s a shame, though, because the pure spectacle of the Home Run Derby is my favorite part of the All-Star Weekend and Albert Pujols is pretty much my favorite part of living on earth, so it’d be cool if they could hook up again.

But all things considered, it’s better for Pujols to be fully happy and rested for the games that actually count. As long as he still feels like being the best hitter in baseball, I’ve got no complaints.