All of which are American dreams! All of which are American dreams! All of which are American dreams!

This year, the Web videos formerly known as The Baseball Show will be called various different things depending on their content. The out-of-town scouting reports are now known as “Know Your Enemy,” which means our video producers will have to stomach a season’s worth of me trying to make Tom Morello guitar noises before and after we film every single time we film, because I’m like that.

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Also: Nothing pays tribute to Rage Against the Machine like a dude in a business-casual button-down talking about pitching matchups in an upcoming baseball game on a regional sports network’s website. Trust me on this one. I mean, look at how angry I am. That’s the D, the E, the F, the I, the A, the N, the C, the E.
 

Even younger Ruben Tejada

This is pretty cool: On a trip to Binghamton in 2009, Matt Cerrone and I interviewed Josh Thole, Lucas Duda and Ruben Tejada, who are now actual Major Leaguers. Our video producers dug it up:

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Nice work by SNY.tv video men Jeff and Jay remembering this stuff and finding it. I especially like the paisley animation up front, because if you were around in 2009 and can remember it, you know it was totally old-timey like that.

Reggie Miller says he is an “all-world pitcher” and “could play Major League Baseball today”

In related news, the Mets should totally sign Reggie Miller. I secretly love Miller in a Stockholm Syndromey way because he’s responsible for several of the craziest and most heartbreaking things I’ve ever seen on a basketball court — or in any sporting arena, really. And it’d be pretty sweet to have him in the bullpen if the Mets ever needed to square off against the Knicks in some sort of bizarre exhibition.

Via N.Y. Baseball Digest, via Repoz.

Don’t watch this if you haven’t since gone to college and found a basketball team you care about way more to make it sting less: